Tight shorts?

by **KenH** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:27 am

Something that I've noticed quite a lot this season. Several of the players are constantly pulling up the bottoms of their shorts. Are they too tight? Is this affecting their play? I know it sounds crazy, but it's something I've never seen before and don't see other teams doing it. More noticeable when defending set-pieces, as if the lads are trying to make themselves more comfortable for diving/heading etc. The only players who I've not seen do it are the thinner ones like Devitt and Flemmo. Beeley, Paz, etc are always doing it, and I have just noticed Miller doing it in the Bristol highlights, which is why I've been prompted to post it here.

by **fulwoodshrimp** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:50 am

This could explain the slump in form! As the shorts have been washed after each game they have got tighter and tighter preventing some of the team being able to closely mark opposition players and reducing our work rate compared to other teams in baggier shorts. However, we are Morecambe and No doubt the manager will shortly announce that the shorts are what they are!!

by **marky No.1** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:22 am

Shortsgate :shock:

How does Akinfenwa manage

by **SolentShrimp** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:45 am

How do those big beefy odd-shaped ball players breathe?! :lol:

by **black morse** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:03 pm

The club is hard up.....couldn't afford the baggy version :cry:

by **Gone_Shrimping** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:25 pm

We are down to the bare bones :lol:

by **fulwoodshrimp** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:31 pm

We should have lent McNulty a pair before the recent Luton game!!

by **marky No.1** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:34 pm

fulwoodshrimp wrote:We should have lent McNulty 2 pairs before the recent Luton game!!

I have corrected your quote

by **fulwoodshrimp** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:39 pm

Very funny, Marky except I didn't think we could afford to lend two pairs!

by **Keith** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:38 pm

I thought this was going to be a Sebb Blatter/women's football thread!

by **marky No.1** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:53 pm

Keith wrote:I thought this was going to be a Sebb Blatter/women's football thread!

Nearly, anyone for volleyball

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by **parceldave** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:23 pm

If only they were our cheerleaders

, might increase the gate somewhat

by **KenH** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:26 pm

The Lancaster Rose cheerleaders didn't last long did they? Was it just the two performances? Don't see them selling programmes/tickets either anymore.

by **marky No.1** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:08 pm

parceldave wrote:If only they were our cheerleaders , might increase the gate somewhat

There was one in the Ranch House the other night says she might pop in the Globe

by **Westgate Wanderer** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:09 pm

Blimey is there a short-age of topics? I would've thought tighter shorts would make a player more aerodynamic in comparison to baggy ones!

KenH wrote:The Lancaster Rose cheerleaders didn't last long did they? Was it just the two performances? Don't see them selling programmes/tickets either anymore.

There was at least one of the cheerleaders there on saturday assisting with the half time draw tickets being sold on the Berlin wall. Pity you missed her

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