LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby SupermarketShrimp » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:26 am

Just put this on Facebook

Well, no where near as hungover as I thought I'd be. Result.

Can we go back to the good old days on Saturday.

Playing top of the league
Lost 7 straight in the league at home
Best player gone
Real chance the players might not be paid on the Friday before
Owners nowhere to be seen?
Old owners done a runner?
Fans discontent
It's cold
It's wet
The beers expensive
You could go on.

So.....................

On Friday night, let's have an exorcism. Let's get onto the club to open the bar Friday, let's try and get north west tonight down, let's do everything we can on Friday night to create a bit of luck. Wee on the corners of the pitch. Get some religious nut to do something to ward off evil spirits. Plant some 4
Leaf clovers, throw salt over our shoulders, let's just basically HAVE SOME FUN and not let the football spoil a Saturday. I don't care f we lose 8 nil, I care about having a club here.

Then Saturday let's back the lads. Would you give a shit? Club skint, panic every month for your wages, its cold and miserable and every thinks you are Shit and don't care?

Let's get Christie Cat out of the bag, let's have the proverbial disco, let's do that daft arrow thing, any other ideas people have. Let's give the floating fan some entertainment for the 17 quid. We never used to care if we won or lost, we cared whether we competed. Let's show the team we care, and maybe they'll compete. They might not win, you know what, they probably won't. But let's fight, and let's
Smile while we do it.

We should also have more progress on the trust and start the ball really rolling.

BRING ME Sunshine

Let's invoke a bit of our famed spirit for next week
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby mrpotatohead » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:03 am

The pitch needs exorcism ,the main stand and stadium need renaming ,the dug outs need a roof to stop the armchair managers chipping in, and facilities need improving asap behind the goals, the commercial manager needs to be given a chance to do his job......if the club did a roast beef dinner plus match ticket deal every home game for 30 quid they would fill the W&l every week, positivity breeds positivity, moaning about the manager the goalie the lottery etc etc does fuck all but put people off .
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby Keith » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:20 am

mrpotatohead wrote:positivity breeds positivity...


So let's be having it then!!!

SupermarketShrimp wrote:So...

let's just basically HAVE SOME FUN and not let the football spoil a Saturday. I don't care f we lose 8 nil, I care about having a club here.

Let's invoke a bit of our famed spirit for next week


And there it is!

Yes, come on, let's do just that. HAVE SOME FUN! We need to get that spirit back. I still enjoy going to football because I get to meet up with friends. If I go to an away game, it is most upsetting if geography means we can't stop off at Mustaffa's on the way back!

If we get back to demanding that we enjoy ourselves, the rest will follow. I accept that for many people, going to the Globe has become a chore, these are the people we really need to get together. Having an 'exorcism' sounds like a great idea! Get Jim to come down and pee on each corner flag. Get some positive news stories in the press. HAVE A BIT OF FUN!
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby SupermarketShrimp » Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:18 pm

So I need

Contact at the club to make it happen
Contact the management to ten up and maybe a couple of players
Contact at the BBC
Contact at the visitor
Contact at lancaster guardian
Contact at the bay
Contact radio lancs.
A local religious leader
Some other idiots like me!

Anyone?
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby halftimeresults » Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:31 pm

You're gonna love this
There is a guy in Preston called David Taylor who does exorcisms :lol:
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby mrpotatohead » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:43 pm

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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby P/T Indie » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:46 pm

Please can the cat come out of hibernation
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby halftimeresults » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:00 pm

P/T Indie wrote:Please can the cat come out of hibernation

And piss in all four corners
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby MFC-Manc » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:08 pm

We could sign the toure brothers..... ya ya will be free in January and so will his brother, offer them breakfast at "Rita's" every Saturday (we will pay) and give them a couple of pies each(not to many as ya ya has slimmed down) sing the ya ya song every week and win the league.....
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby bill ding » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:02 am

MFC-Manc wrote:We could sign the toure brothers..... ya ya will be free in January and so will his brother, offer them breakfast at "Rita's" every Saturday (we will pay) and give them a couple of pies each(not to many as ya ya has slimmed down) sing the ya ya song every week and win the league.....


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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby P/T Indie » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:29 am

halftimeresults wrote:
P/T Indie wrote:Please can the cat come out of hibernation

And piss in all four corners


I do have a theory about the cat.

At CP the cat was happy and positive and used to intimidate the opposition when walking out at kick off and then distracting and winding up the away goalkeeper and getting into his head. CP was his patch and he would strut round it like the Tom Cat he is and would let visitors know this.

Since moving to the Globe the cat has not settled well into is new surroundings and now very rarely comes out from his cat bed underneath the PMG stand. For reasons why we are unsure of maybe something is bothering him it could be he's scared of people in Block C shouting at him, maybe Ken and Jim shout to many instructions at him or maybe he can sense the curse/ghost of JB Christie and he feels unsettled.

Whatever the reasons the cat is not out strutting around on his turf and intimidating the away team and since then our performances and results have dropped off.

We need him back to his best and to be our 12th man.

Maybe he does need to pee in all four corners and mark his territory
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby Seasider9601 » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:32 am

We have provided a litter tray for it though - that big pile of sand outside the Berlin Wall in the corner !
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Re: LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO

Postby KenH » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:44 am

P/T Indie wrote:[Whatever the reasons the cat is not out strutting around on his turf and intimidating the away team and since then our performances and results have dropped off.


They can't afford the cat food so it's gone to a new home :lol:
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