Cala - not as daft as he looks maybe?

[correct bloke]

When buying a professional football club, you need to win over the doubters and so an impressive entrance is required. Enter stage left, a scruffy Mr Cala in a Citroen Berlingo. Not what the doctor ordered?
Well, like any struggling business we need a man who can save money and introduce loads of cash.
The Citroen Berlingo according to Parker's used car guide is clear in stating that it boasts an impressive cargo volume of 3.7 cubic metres.
Not only can you fit loads of cash in there (still working on the maths/denomination options) and still have room for a spare horses head, but it's also a really cheap car to hire if you can't afford one of your own or your want to keep some cash in reserve in case you get caught out seeking into a hotel for the night.
He could be just what we need. I wonder what other handy practical solutions he has to offer. (Don't forget the one about using sheep to cut the pitch)

[Keith]

Not only can you fit loads of cash in there

Given his history when it comes to carrying large amounts of cash, I'd prefer a bank transfer to a wad of paper!

[mrpotatohead]

Mr Cala does not look as ''Daft'' as Mr McGuigan.

[bill ding]

Mr Cala does not look as ''Daft'' as Mr McGuigan.

Duck for the handbag !!

[John L]

Mr Cala does not look as ''Daft'' as Mr McGuigan.

Duck for the handbag !!

I did, but didn't see the handbag flying overhead...

[bill ding]

Mr Cala does not look as ''Daft'' as Mr McGuigan.

Duck for the handbag !!

I did, but didn't see the handbag flying overhead...

AND YOU DRIVE A TRAIN !!!

[marky No.1]

The Flying Handbag

[John L]

Duck for the handbag !!

I did, but didn't see the handbag flying overhead...

AND YOU DRIVE A TRAIN !!!

Yes, but it's usually ducks I see flying overhead more than handbags!