Dodgy car sale or something like!!

[Heysham Shrimp 51]

PMG takes over a reliable old motor lots of enjoyable mileage on the clock the FAMILY love its interior and the rides they have had,PMG decides the time is right to trade it in for a shiny new version,some of the family against this but the new car comes all the same and to be fair things are looking good,apart from the personal number plate splashed on the front end and the name of this new motor.
Unfortunately this new motor becomes a burden to PMG and he advertises on autotrader worldwide.
A Brazilian chancer,his dodgy middle eastern pal and an even dodgier north east spiv turn up give PMG A £50 deposit for his £500 car and drive off into the sunset,saying they all own the car,but none of them want to pay for the fuel and servicing costs and it all ends in a terrible fucking mess with the scrapyard,looming on the horizon, unless in all good fairy tales,a knight in shining armour RT tries to do his best to keep the car going and in one piece before the bad men ruin it
Couldnt make a story similar to this up .......or could you!!!!

[Freez]

Pretty much the gist of Keith's post about four weeks ago, so yes, about right.

[mrpotatohead]

Can people please stop assuming ''poor peter'' has had a fraction of his money in these stories?