Kev and Baz

Kev and Baz

Postby jbc.shrimp » Tue May 14, 2019 2:16 pm

Wonder if they would be forwarding themselves for the new academy poet's on offer ? !
Excellent starting point for Baz, and I believe Keg was offered.
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Westgate Wanderer » Tue May 14, 2019 4:03 pm

jbc.shrimp wrote:Wonder if they would be forwarding themselves for the new academy poet's on offer ? !
Excellent starting point for Baz, and I believe Keg was offered.
they will be after the poet Loriet's job before long! ;)
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Shrimp Girl » Tue May 14, 2019 4:05 pm

There was a young goalie called Baz....
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Seasider9601 » Wed May 15, 2019 7:23 am

jbc.shrimp wrote: and I believe Keg was offered.


If a Keg was offered I'd do it. If it was a Keg of Becks. :D
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Keith » Wed May 15, 2019 8:08 am

Shrimp Girl wrote:There was a young goalie called Baz....


Hard enough developing a rhyme with "Baz", but "YOUNG goalie"??? You're just being silly! 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was an old goalie called Baz,
Who went out with the lads, on the razz...
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Shrimp Girl » Wed May 15, 2019 11:02 am

That's why I only did the first line :D

...he thought he might score
A couple times more
Before he got past all that jazz?

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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Alan » Wed May 15, 2019 11:35 am

Shrimp Girl wrote:There was a young goalie called Baz....


...whose shirt was all razzamatazz
one week it got muddy
so he gave it his buddy (Les :lol: )
and told him to wash it with Daz.
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Keith » Wed May 15, 2019 2:36 pm

There was an old goalie called Baz,
Went out with the young lads, on the razz.
While Mandy was singing,
The boys, they were minging,
He said, "I'd rather be at home, with my jazz".


:D
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Westgate Wanderer » Wed May 15, 2019 3:59 pm

Shouldn't this thread be ode topic now?
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Re: Kev and Baz

Postby Seasider9601 » Thu May 16, 2019 7:43 am

No because tomorrow (Friday) is Poets Day.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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