Free Train Ticket to Crewe next Saturday

[thedoc]

I made the mistake of buying a train ticket from Lancaster to Crewe a while ago, forgetting that I am helping-out my Missis at the Dickensian Festival at Ulverston next weekend. So I shall be staying in beautiful Barrer next Saturday night. I bet you’re jealous. I am thus left with a ticket for the 12.57 outbound train on Saturday 23rd November; 1809 return journey (an hour each way). I have offered the tickets to Bare Bum but he doesn’t seem to answer his messages ... It would be a crime to waste them so the first person to send me their contact details can have them – if you give me your address, I will post them to you, free of charge. First come, first served...

[Bare bum]

I made the mistake of buying a train ticket from Lancaster to Crewe a while ago, forgetting that I am helping-out my Missis at the Dickensian Festival at Ulverston next weekend. So I shall be staying in beautiful Barrer next Saturday night. I bet you’re jealous. I am thus left with a ticket for the 12.57 outbound train on Saturday 23rd November; 1809 return journey (an hour each way). I have offered the tickets to Bare Bum but he doesn’t seem to answer his messages ... It would be a crime to waste them so the first person to send me their contact details can have them – if you give me your address, I will post them to you, free of charge. First come, first served...

Ha! Why, thankyou sir.

I don't answer messages because I never look up there.

I'm also busy next Saturday but I do appreciate the kind offer.

[thedoc]

My word, we are coy on this site aren't we? I've just put them on Faceflannel and they were gone in a flash!...

[marky No.1]

A 32 minute flash