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[marky No.1]

Agree with that apart from the pie and peas - flying fish and macaroni cheese for me please.

If we had done most of that in the first place, we would be in a much better position now

[Shrimpy]

If I had a pound for every time this subject came up I'd have £437. Possibly.

However if I had £100 million I'd probably move to a sun drenched Caribbean island. However before I went I'd do the following. Rebuild the home terrace so it is taller and steeper with some decent facilities and sweep it round so it connects to the Main Stand. I'd sort out the back of the away terrace. I'd do a development of office blocks along the Berlin Wall side and add a roof in the process. I'd then set about turning it into a home rather than the home of concrete - legends walls, huge murals, fund the making of banners. I'd then slash home prices to £10 for the terrace and £15 seating. I'd give out free car stickers, cut the price of kids kits and support youth football with funding. It would cost a rack of money to do but with the aim of growing support.

Before heading off to Antigua I'd set up a membership system, let's say £300 a year that got you into the ground for all league matches, discount card to spend at the ground and in town, a vote in club elections and then when it's working effectively I'd transfer ownership to the members (as they do in Spain). They would then vote in a President who they would fleece of their money for a few years. Meanwhile I'd take my now £40 million off to Barbados and listen to Shrimps Player while eating pie and peas.

No wallchart?