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Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:01 amby The Hat
He's Big, He's Bald, He's ELLISON!
The hardest lad in Engerrrland!
With a Bald head beware!!!
He scores goals from everywhere!!!
(to the tune of man united's wes brown song!)
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:46 amby Curly
Studs up on the left,
Studs up on the right,
Red card for me and A&E for you tonight.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:03 pmby RedRedWine1
Ellison, Ellison
Kevin Ellison
He's got no hair but we don't care
Kevin Ellison!!!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:32 pmby Joel Ninety
KEVIN!
KEVIN!
KEVIN!
YOUR DINNER'S READY.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:40 pmby RedRedWine1
Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:
Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:16 pmby Duffman
RedRedWine wrote:Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:
Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!
I like, not sure about the Van Damme line, I'm sure we can think of something better.
Keeeevin Ellison you're a winger! You're a winger!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:59 pmby Philja
We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:04 pmby Bare Ben
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Brilliant.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:07 pmby N Saban
Perfect philja a great song that everyone could sing, a bit of immagination shown here and it's not going to offend anyone!!!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:55 pmby ezz
What a great song!!! Last line is a bit hard to fit in unless I'm humming it wrong
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:19 pmby markedman
I guess what ever we sing it will make a change from booing him when he's warming up
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:30 pmby marky No.1
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Seasonsintheson should have thought of that
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:28 pmby Crooky MFC
Bare Ben wrote:Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Brilliant.
Thats his song sorted then! Need to get them all done in good time for the season unlike last year.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:36 pmby marky No.1
Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:47 pmby Crooky MFC
marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Haven't we already got
Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:52 pmby marky No.1
Crooky MFC wrote:marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Haven't we already got
Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:57 pmby shrimpnsave
marky No.1 wrote:Crooky MFC wrote:marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Haven't we already got
Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
tits then
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:01 pmby Crooky MFC
shrimpnsave wrote:marky No.1 wrote:
Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
tits then
Why did nobody say, we've sung this for 2 seasons and nobody told us tits rhymes!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:09 pmby Sammy h
His wife's got nice thighs.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:14 pmby RedRedWine1
I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:49 pmby Bare Ben
RedRedWine wrote:I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.
CHOMP
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:01 pmby Joel Ninety
Oh dear.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:26 pmby RedRedWine1
I don't think it was a chomp greenpeace.
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:58 amby Bare Ben
It was actually more of a whoooosh!!
Re: Kevin Ellison Song!
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:19 amby stevanshrimp
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair,
......Played for Chester,
we don't care..
Might sound better.