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o/t Linfield player gets a rocket up the a*** - literally!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:58 pm
by marky No.1

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:04 pm
by P/T Indie
The cameraman was first there and just stood there taking pictures :o

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:40 pm
by Posh
It's all relative. I remember watching a game in 1987 between Linfield and Donegal Celtic in the Irish FA Cup. Two sets of fans in one corner goading the hell out of each other when after about 20 minutes one of the Linfield supporters lobbed a grenade into the Donegal Celtic supporters. Thankfully it didn't explode but you should have seen them run. The same thing happened versus Cliftonville in the nineties.

I also remember an England v Northern Ireland friendly at Windsor Park. We were in the Riverside End and someone pulled out a handgun and strated firing shots into the roof 'for a laugh'. The kick off was delayed because a car bomb was near the ground but only the detonator had gone off. On the way out, I heard later on the news, someone was shot about 100 yards from the ground.

At another game between my team Glentoran and Cliftonville it was a bit unsavoury inside the ground - which I wasn't used to but had expected. However outside the ground we (about 1,500 Glens fans) got on the main road and started walking into town surrounded by about 400 coppers and a few army vehicles in support. On both sides of the road were hundreds of local Republicans. In what seemed like about 10 seconds a bottle was followed by a brick, then tons of them, then people on both sides put on balaclavas, then a petrol bomb or two and I was running like mad leaving behind a mini warzone. As usual it warranted about 5 seconds in the news.

At another game Glentoran v Linfield the police baton charged Glens fans inside the ground. And another Glentoran v RUC in the fabulously named Cawoods County Antrim Centenary Challenge Chalice we were out-numbered about 5 to 1 by machine gun totting police.

It definitely made going to matches more interesting.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:45 pm
by shrimper
Aaah, happy days, eh?

I remember at a Spurs v Chelsea game in the late 1970s someone threw a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti with a grenade in it from their section into the Spurs fans. Luckily it didn't go off or it could have spelled disaster.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:56 pm
by Keith
Posh wrote:It's all relative...


As ever, Mike's offers an interesting insight as to what it was like to be in Belfast during the depths of the troubles. However, I take exception to the term "it's all relative". If someone at a Morecambe game shouted at a coloured play "get home to your own country" or something equally stupid, we wouldn't respond with "it's all relative, back in the seventies and eighties he'd have had bananas thrown at him and half the ground making monkey noises" would we?

This was a thug at a football match and they should be condemned unequivocally.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:34 pm
by Aal
I saw this on the BBC website. Quite shocking in this day and age. I mean how did Cliftonville fans get a firework into a football ground. It could have been much worse.

Only hope this is a one off :evil: :evil:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:25 pm
by campdave

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:44 pm
by outsider
"A chair, a bottle and a leg of lamb are all believed to have been thrown toward the pitch by angry Ballymena fans. "


why the hell do you take a leg of lamb in to the ground???? :? :?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:48 pm
by Mark S
outsider wrote:"A chair, a bottle and a leg of lamb are all believed to have been thrown toward the pitch by angry Ballymena fans. "


why the hell do you take a leg of lamb in to the ground???? :? :?


Come on! Who hasnt sneaked a joint in before now? :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:55 pm
by steve mfc
Mark S wrote:
outsider wrote:"A chair, a bottle and a leg of lamb are all believed to have been thrown toward the pitch by angry Ballymena fans. "


why the hell do you take a leg of lamb in to the ground???? :? :?


Come on! Who hasnt sneaked a joint in before now? :lol:


WARNING.......This discussion has just gone too pot.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:56 pm
by ezz
Aal wrote:I saw this on the BBC website. Quite shocking in this day and age. I mean how did Cliftonville fans get a firework into a football ground. It could have been much worse.

Only hope this is a one off :evil: :evil:



Not being funny but you could sneak anything you wanted into christie park...... you'd have to have a 200 tonne nuclear missile shape in your coat to be searched and suspicious :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:55 am
by marky No.1
shrimper wrote:Aaah, happy days, eh?

I remember at a Spurs v Chelsea game in the late 1970s someone threw a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti with a grenade in it from their section into the Spurs fans. Luckily it didn't go off or it could have spelled disaster.


Is that D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R :lol:

Almost went un-noticed

W h o o o o o s h :!:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:44 pm
by Posh
Keith wrote:
Posh wrote:It's all relative...


As ever, Mike's offers an interesting insight as to what it was like to be in Belfast during the depths of the troubles. However, I take exception to the term "it's all relative". If someone at a Morecambe game shouted at a coloured play "get home to your own country" or something equally stupid, we wouldn't respond with "it's all relative, back in the seventies and eighties he'd have had bananas thrown at him and half the ground making monkey noises" would we?

This was a thug at a football match and they should be condemned unequivocally.


I take exception exceptionally to your exception.

By saying 'it's all relative' I was in no way condoning what was a horrific attack, I was merely saying that it's only relative to the scale and frequency of what happened before. Trust you to turn a throw away comment into a Brand / Ross style crucifixion. I merely shared a few whimsical anecdotes with the public and you from your lofty position atop a chair or something pour your bilious scorn down like the fire of Hades on me. Me, just a poor, innocent, child of humanity and you acting like some Thor-esque sword of Damaclese waving all-powerful red-horned bugger to ill-treat me and berate me.

Well mister the fight back starts here http://www.accountancymagazine.com/cron ... Cookie=yes.

*stops before irony wears off*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:53 pm
by Keith
Posh wrote:Well mister the fight back starts here http://www.accountancymagazine.com/cron ... Cookie=yes.

*stops before irony wears off*


The bastard! And to think, I thought he was one of the good guys! How could he say such things???

And that Obama bloke has gone down in my estimation too!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:32 pm
by Mighty Red
shrimper wrote
I remember at a Spurs v Chelsea game in the late 1970s someone threw a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti with a grenade in it from their section into the Spurs fans. Luckily it didn't go off or it could have spelled disaster.


I think he meant "spelt".

Spelt is the past tense conjugation of the verb "to spell", meaning "To constitute the letters of a word".

"Spelled" is the American past tense.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:31 pm
by shrimper
Both are perfectly acceptable and have been for very many years. Traditionally, I grant you, 'spelt' was the preferred UK version but even English grammar scholars and most authoritative dictionaries (I bet, I haven't checked) now happily accept 'spelled' (and it IS the preferred version in UK media stylebooks).

I preferred it particularly in this instance as it implies, to me, more of an active sense; you get a picture of the letters falling in an arrangement that would spell out the word. Whereas 'spelt' would, to me, imply more that we were looking at an arrangement that had been there a while.

For example, I'd use 'spelt' in the sentence "I saw a sign and 'Morecambe' was spelt incorrectly," yet I'd say: "The man writing the sign spelled Morecambe incorrectly."

So, to all extents and purposes and in any meaningful way you'd care to consider appropriate, ner!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:20 pm
by wijit
I remember well going to Stamford Bridge (as an away supporter) in the 80's, getting severely twatted by a couple of the Met (doing nothing other than walking from the tube to the ground) and being dragged away to safety by some of Chelsea's infamous headhunters.
They got me a beer too!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:01 pm
by Mighty Red
Respect to the shrimper-meister.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:28 pm
by B.H.C #3
Respect to the Wijit-meister imo.