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Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:31 am
by SupermarketShrimp
We've not had any of them on here giving it the Bertie Big Bollocks yet have we? Very unusual.

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:52 pm
by Keith
It's all ticket and being moved to Wembley. Hadn't you heard? :lol: They always view us as their cup final 8-)

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:01 pm
by Gone_Shrimping
goneshrimping wrote:We've not had any of them on here giving it the Bertie Big Bollocks yet have we? Very unusual.


Wasn't there one called "The Tashkent Terror" ?

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:25 pm
by marky No.1
It's been a while

thetashkentterror wrote:How much does this mean our 5,000 fans will be paying for our friendly against you then?

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:41 pm
by proper north
HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:56 pm
by marky No.1
Hey up, Michael Knighton is on line

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:40 am
by Phil Anderer
proper north wrote:HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.


Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there! :ugeek: 8-) :lol:

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:23 pm
by proper north
Phil Anderer wrote:
proper north wrote:HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.


Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there! :ugeek: 8-) :lol:


YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CENTRE OF THE UK, BUT WE ARE TALKING JUST ENGLAND HERE

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:27 pm
by proper north
PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:33 pm
by Seasider9601
proper north wrote:PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.


Is there a large crowd expected? Seriously??

Have you erected any temporary seating/terracing to accomodate the masses??!! ;)

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:53 pm
by marky No.1
proper north wrote:PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.



Stop shouting, my ears are hurting

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:25 pm
by Seasider9601
Love the avatar, Proper North.

Eeeee, it's a LONG time since 1974.

Whilst you were topping (the old) Division 1, we were a little old team in The Northern Premier League having just won the first of our 2 trips to Wembley.

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:47 pm
by proper north
Yes, not long ago it would have made sense for you to merge with Lancaster City to form Lune United, but now they are kaput aren't they? or playing sunday league?

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:59 pm
by Phil Anderer
proper north wrote:
Phil Anderer wrote:
proper north wrote:HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.


Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there! :ugeek: 8-) :lol:


YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CENTRE OF THE UK, BUT WE ARE TALKING JUST ENGLAND HERE


So if we are just talking England (please note CAPS LOCK off and no shouting), isn't Morecambe some way North of the centre. Cake? Eat it? Hmmmmm...................

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:14 pm
by proper north
Image

FACT

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:21 pm
by Phil Anderer
proper north wrote:Image

FACT


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lies, damn lies, statistics, and then you get to Proper North's tiny little mind. Get an electron microscope and you might be able to see the two brain cells rubbing together, eh?

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:27 am
by Westgate Wanderer
Aren't they just Southern Scottish?

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:10 am
by SolentShrimp

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:25 am
by George Dawes
Proper North?

you dont no nothing John Snow..

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:10 pm
by thetashkentterror
Beaten fair and square yesterday sadly, good pace on the break from your players.

Good luck in the next round, hopefully you get a home draw at Christie Road.

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:44 pm
by John L
Next round???

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:49 pm
by Trevor
John! Nooo! Don't!

Re: Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:03 pm
by John L
;)