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O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:29 pm
by SolentShrimp
How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:37 pm
by John L
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?

Aren't they always from Venus?

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:42 pm
by outsider
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?



No one else excepts the invitation ? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:54 pm
by SolentShrimp
John L wrote:
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?

Aren't they always from Venus?


I don't think so. According to Willie Wonka, Venus used to be home to an alien race before they were "gobbled up" by Vermicious Knids. But this explanation differs to that of Captain Marvel, who suggests that Venusians are giant frog-like amphibians, ruled over by the evil mad scientist Doctor Sivana and his family.

My own theory [for what its worth :) ] about Venusians, or rather all aliens, is that they're already down here in vast numbers. Many of whom are seen at places like Job Centre Plus, and Brighthouse, or walking dogs with triangle shaped faces and not cleaning up the mess the latter leave behind.

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:43 pm
by John L
SolentShrimp wrote:
John L wrote:
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?

Aren't they always from Venus?


I don't think so. According to Willie Wonka, Venus used to be home to an alien race before they were "gobbled up" by Vermicious Knids. But this explanation differs to that of Captain Marvel, who suggests that Venusians are giant frog-like amphibians, ruled over by the evil mad scientist Doctor Sivana and his family.

My own theory [for what its worth :) ] about Venusians, or rather all aliens, is that they're already down here in vast numbers. Many of whom are seen at places like Job Centre Plus, and Brighthouse, or walking dogs with triangle shaped faces and not cleaning up the mess the latter leave behind.

Just a "no" would've sufficed! :lol:

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:25 pm
by mrpotatohead
The top football team on venus are called ''Venus Clever''

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:15 pm
by John L
When I was young,
I followed the,
V C F C,
the team for me...

Re: O/T - Miss Universe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:59 pm
by marky No.1
The presenter put the crown on the wrong contestant he thought it was ur anus