Shrimpsvoices

put all your gripes, bitchyness and negative comments in one handy locale

Will this thread become the longest ever???

well i hope people use it to keep the negativity in one place not everywhere

Don't think that's going to work.

I'll start off though with "bloody raining again"

No chance it'll work. If I'm at the Globe watching a dire performance, I'm going to whinge on the match thread, not dig this up. Don't get me wrong, I like the sentiment, but just think it's impractical.

Bloody weather...

I was expecting this:

http://www.samaritans.org

Although it is pre-season, when optimism should be soaring, so I'd prefer:

https://www.thetrainline.com/buytickets ... fter/1/0//

Lancaster to Wembley Stadium for the play-off final!

(I know the date is wrong, it doesn't go up to next May yet!)

Won't need that. We will go up in the automatic positions

I won't need it either...

I would like to bitch...

About the people who think we're doomed because we lost a friendly