Vatican Want Bentley

[thedoc]

Not wanting to be left out of recent speculation linking Morecambe manager Jim Bentley with every job - real or imagined - currently available in world football, I can confirm that reliable sources at Radio Lankyshite have revealed exclusively to this correspondent that Jimbo the First is set to be revealed by the Vatican as the new Pope next week. Remember: there's no (white) smoke without fire!

[Freez]

Jimbo the first has a ring to it!