Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby Freez » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:23 pm

Roche McGowan Old Muller Conlan Kenyon c Fleming Turner Oliver Thompson McGurk subs Nizic Campbell Wildig Lavelle Lund Osborne Rose

Variants - Roos Denton Anderson Harness Pugh C Pope Worrall Gibbons Smith Whitfield Gunning subs Boot Davis Montano Barnett Turner Tonge.

Ref is Ross Joyce,

Tex in on 07890 851399 or post loud n clear on this thread, myself Dom and Downsy join us soon..
Frisnit Frisnit!!
User avatar
Freez
 
Posts: 4781
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:30 pm

Re: Live IFollow thread v Pork Vale...

Postby Sakhalin Shrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:37 pm

I'd appreciate regular thread updates please if possible as I'm not at the game but instead am heading North in pursuit of some folding stuff. Thanks :)
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
User avatar
Sakhalin Shrimp
 
Posts: 1881
Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:34 am
Location: Semi retired in Heysham.

Re: Live IFollow thread v Pork Vale...

Postby black morse » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:40 pm

Looks a pretty attacking line up to me :)
black morse
 
Posts: 5538
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:59 am
Location: South Devon

Re: Live IFollow thread v Pork Vale...

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:47 pm

Game has kicked off, but just getting the twinkly-twonky 'thank you for subscribing to iFollow, the match will start shortly'???

And no video?
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:04 pm

Crap mistake, Pork Vale's first chance and score. So far we've been the better side.

Long time to go yet.

Cheese pie & chilli beans have arrived, so that's good!
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby drretro » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:30 pm

Can't listen in today due to a glaring lack of headphones, but following best as I can. Come on, lads! Scramble!
@ShrimpsOfCanada for my Morecambe centric comments.
@DrRetro for Toronto FC, CanPL, and general Canadian commentary and profanity about the same.
User avatar
drretro
 
Posts: 443
Joined: Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:49 pm
Location: Peterborough (the other one), Ontario, Canada

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Phil Anderer » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:43 pm

Keith wrote:Crap mistake, Pork Vale's first chance and score. So far we've been the better side.

Long time to go yet.

Cheese pie & chilli beans have arrived, so that's good!


I know there are lies, damn lies and BBC in-play statistics, but at the time you posted this Keith, Auntie said we'd only had 35% of the play. That was back to nearly 50/50 by half time. Can't be there tonight, but I'm still hoping Mrs A ends up with the points, not me.
The 3 rules of Fascism:
1. Make stuff up;
2. Scream it loudly;
3. Kill people.
(copyright Eddie Izzard)
User avatar
Phil Anderer
 
Posts: 3342
Joined: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:45 pm
Location: Wherever the music takes me

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:54 pm

Morecambe's iFollow, repeatedly "we're experiencing problems"
Pork Vale's iFollow, working fine. :cry: :cry: :cry:
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:55 pm

Port Vale had a "stunning" shot that hit the post, which would have been "goal of the season".

All Port Vale apparently.
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:01 pm

Morecambe commentary back now!

Radio Biased in favour of Morecambe instead of Radio Biased in favour of Port Vale!

"This is absolutely dreadful"
"We looked totally shell shocked"
"Have you seen a Morecambe player beat a man?"
"Too many players not performing".


Oh dear... sounds like I'm still listening to Port Vale commentary!

I agree with Dom, I'd like to see Osbourne on, at least he runs at players.
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 1 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:13 pm

"Two-nil, that's shocking, awful".
"That really is poor, very poor"
"No more than they deserve"
"That is really bad"
:cry: :cry: :cry:
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 2 Live iFollow thread

Postby Keith » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:20 pm

"This is not acceptable"
"Saturday wasn't acceptable either, but we got the points"
"It is dreadful"
"Do you see us getting enough points to stay up?"
"Playing like this, no"
"I'm usually a positive person, but this is lamentable, it's garbage"

:evil: :cry: :evil: :cry: :evil: :cry:
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
User avatar
Keith
Site Admin
 
Posts: 22358
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:39 pm
Location: Isle of Man

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 2 Live iFollow thread

Postby bill ding » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:30 pm

Keith wrote:"This is not acceptable"
"Saturday wasn't acceptable either, but we got the points"
"It is dreadful"
"Do you see us getting enough points to stay up?"
"Playing like this, no"
"I'm usually a positive person, but this is lamentable, it's garbage"

:evil: :cry: :evil: :cry: :evil: :cry:



+1 :(
Having sex is like playing bridge.......If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand !
bill ding
 
Posts: 3453
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:28 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 2 Live iFollow thread

Postby parkyboy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:37 pm

what do you expect ,giving Jim a new contract was a licence to Jim to keep serving up the same old rubbish and worse ,he doesnt even know how to produce a decent line up out of the players he has got x
Last edited by parkyboy on Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
parkyboy
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:14 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 2 Live iFollow thread

Postby BerlinWaller » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:37 pm

2 more years of this shite? 33 years of watching Morecambe and this will be my last.
BerlinWaller
 
Posts: 4339
Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:42 am

Re: Morecambe 0 Pork Vale 2 Live iFollow thread

Postby RapidShrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:41 pm

BerlinWaller wrote:2 more years of this shite? 33 years of watching Morecambe and this will be my last.

Honestly, not surpirised... Saying on the commentary "its just one of those days"... But it isnt. This has happened for 3/4 years now. Enough is enough and to sign Jim & Ken on for another 2 1/2 years is ludicrous. They are dragging our club down. The squad is the supposed best ever but the management has ruined it.
User avatar
RapidShrimp
 
Posts: 1159
Joined: Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby RapidShrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:42 pm

Bringing Rose on for Müller... What sort of bloody change is that? A geriatric for a ball-playing centre-half. At least bring Osborne on ffs.
User avatar
RapidShrimp
 
Posts: 1159
Joined: Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby fulwoodshrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:47 pm

Thrashed by a team that hadn't won away from home. Makes the decision to extend the management's contracts look questionable- they don't seem to know the best eleven and how they should be organised. We are a rag bag of a team and it makes comments that this is a strong squad seem farcical.
fulwoodshrimp
 
Posts: 1204
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:28 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby Niborian_Shrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:49 pm

>The squad is the supposed best ever.

That quite simply is and always has been bollocks.
Niborian_Shrimp
 
Posts: 237
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:47 am

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby George Dawes » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:49 pm

and to top things off tonight, the bottom three all win, closing that gap on the teams above, getting tight. :|


I'd like to say something positive, like (I'm looking forward to the next home game) but I'd need to be off my rocker on magic mushrooms.
George Dawes
 
Posts: 8487
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:31 am

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby RapidShrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:50 pm

fulwoodshrimp wrote:Makes the decision to extend the management's contracts look questionable


It's a foregone concludion for me... Get rid of the both of them and start a fresh. Oh wait, we can't afford to pay their 2.5 year contracts off. :lol: Great decision by the board there... :roll:
User avatar
RapidShrimp
 
Posts: 1159
Joined: Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby RapidShrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:52 pm

Niborian_Shrimp wrote:>The squad is the supposed best ever.

That quite simply is and always has been bollocks.


About a fortnight ago, pretty much everyone I saw was praising the team like mad and saying that stuff. In terms of individual qualities, I think this squad is great, however connections between the players & tactics from the management are possibly the worst I have ever seen at the current moment.
User avatar
RapidShrimp
 
Posts: 1159
Joined: Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby RapidShrimp » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:55 pm

George Dawes wrote:and to top things off tonight, the bottom three all win, closing that gap on the teams above, getting tight :|


They all won away from home aswell. Sketchy stuff at the bottom...
User avatar
RapidShrimp
 
Posts: 1159
Joined: Sun May 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby BerlinWaller » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:01 pm

RapidShrimp wrote:Bringing Rose on for Müller... What sort of bloody change is that? A geriatric for a ball-playing centre-half. At least bring Osborne on ffs.


The worst tactical substitution I have ever seen. Whip off our biggest CB, put an average centre mid in his place and bring on a defensive mid. Do all this when Tom Pope is on the pitch bullying your 6ft4 defender. Totally crazy.
BerlinWaller
 
Posts: 4339
Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:42 am

Re: Morecambe 0 Port Vale 3 Live iFollow thread

Postby Morecambe Jack » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:12 pm

Diabolical.

This team has no fight, no passion and on tonight's showing a severe lack of quality.

On that performance, we will go down - no doubt about it.
User avatar
Morecambe Jack
 
Posts: 1305
Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:29 pm
Location: Morecambe

Next

Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], twosheds and 32 guests