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Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:27 pm
by MARINER87206
Argyle fan on mission to find the best witty and funny nicknames for players for all clubs, past and present
Also any candidates for beast tank Animal Trigger and Psycho as all clubs seem to have at least one...
Cheers
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:38 am
by captain sparkle
Surely someone must have an amusing/witty nickname or perhaps nom-de-plume/je ne sais quoi/billy dont be a hero,
for our illustrious player commentator?
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:25 pm
by Keith
What about Tony 'you fucking twat' Crapaldi?
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:28 pm
by Keith
Harry Gunter for
Gary Hunter, ho-ho-ho...
We're not very imaginative are we?
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:42 pm
by BerlinWaller
The Alien
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:18 pm
by outsider
Moose?
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:20 pm
by RedRedWine
Man sporting long hair, a beard and appearing abbot aloof = Chris "Jesus" Blackburn
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:35 pm
by Alan
Keith wrote:We're not very imaginative are we?
We tend to keep it simple and take a players name or part of it and add a 'y' or an 'o' e.g. .....
Drummond -Drummy
Cain -Cainy
Coleman -Coley
Thompson -Thommo
Jim Bentley - Jimbo
Twiss --Twissy
Jackson --Jacko
Loads of others like that probably.
Although to jog memories, (as I can't remember exactly)
Arnold Timmins - Baby faced assassin ?
Yard dog --Andy Grimshaw
???? --Chris Blackburn
???? -- sure we had one for Steve Holden
???? --didn't we have one for Camden who used to play for Marine ?
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:00 pm
by Freez
Jesus was Blackburn
Stevie Holden Panda crap!
Buffalo Camden at Marine.
Same season we had Peter "Googie" Withers and Stuart " Sylvia" Anderson!!
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:28 am
by Seasider9601
Freez wrote:Stevie Holden Panda crap!
And also "Adder" due to his uncanny resemblance to Rowan Atkinson....
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:55 am
by Gone_Shrimping
Seasider9601 wrote:Freez wrote:Stevie Holden Panda crap!
And also "Adder" due to his uncanny resemblance to Rowan Atkinson....
I remember Les Rigby calling the little winger we had , Nigel ? , "a little cretin". Don't think it was a nickname though !
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:57 am
by Alan
Off thread title slightly, but two of my favourite nicknames are 'Tiny Chopper' for Giant Axe and
'Cheatenage' for Westleys Stevenage.
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:27 am
by Seasider9601
Alan wrote:Off thread title slightly, but two of my favourite nicknames are 'Tiny Chopper' for Giant Axe and
'Cheatenage' for Westleys Stevenage.
And MK Don(ald)s for MK Dons.....!!
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:08 pm
by Freez
Cheatenage has stuck, less so Satanage, disappointingly!!
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:01 pm
by Shrimpy
Can't believe there has been no mention of Stabby Backilroy yet!
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:34 pm
by Freez
A Scouseport fan/friend and sometime member of this board in the Conference days came up with that one!!
When naming the bar at the globe, the club asked for suggestion s and a few of us submitted "Stabby's", but as he was still in post, it wasn't taken up, shame!!
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:46 pm
by Christies Child
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:39 am
by Phoenix Shrimp 2017
How's about ex Everton and Morecambe striker Stuart Barlowe. 'Jigsaw'. Used to go to pieces in the box.
Re: Witty/Humorous Player Nicknames
Posted:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:09 am
by Posh
Phil ‘Crispy Sheets’ Eastwood
Due to his acned teenager look.