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Great reason,

Its going from ludicrous to madness, apparently the England flag has a lot of white on it

http://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/sch ... y-reasons/

marky No.1 wrote:Great reason,

Its going from ludicrous to madness, apparently the England flag has a lot of white on it

http://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/sch ... y-reasons/

And he's a headmaster? more like a head case

I know it's difficult to tell now because satire is dead, but I hope you both realise that's a parody news site.

The right bait caught the right fish

These days if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail, don't you?

Joel Ninety wrote:I know it's difficult to tell now because satire is dead, but I hope you both realise that's a parody news site.

Yes i know its not real, but in the period we are in it wouldnt be too surprising

Joel Ninety wrote:These days if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail, don't you?

Not getting political but we are slowly turning into the minority

bill ding wrote:

Joel Ninety wrote:These days if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail, don't you?

Not getting political but we are slowly turning into the minority

Is that a fact or a feeling? What are your sources?

I think that the people that believe crap like this want to believe crap like this.......why?.....dunno, but frankly I am glad they are becoming "the minority".

marky No.1 wrote:

Joel Ninety wrote:I know it's difficult to tell now because satire is dead, but I hope you both realise that's a parody news site.

Yes i know its not real, but in the period we are in it wouldnt be too surprising

I think some people may have been caught out in thinking that was real. Not you though

Same scare stories have been going round for years. About not being allowed to say black coffee, not allowed to put up England flags. When people were saying it in the 90s they were saying 'these days you can't even say...' and 'what's next...' Turns out we can still put up England flags and say black coffee and have Christmas after all.

I do like how the story has a pop at two sets of wankers in one piece though. The 'PC gone mad' & 'health and safety gone mad' bunch both at once. Saying that, a Venn diagram of those two groups would be a perfect circle. Scarcely an easier target for satirising.

Joel Ninety wrote:These days if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail, don't you?

You can get chucked in jail for all sorts of stuff. Contempt of court, mortgage fraud, that sort of thing. Pretty sure you can't get thrown in jail for being English. The ignorant & uneducated may think so, but they probably just don't understand the law.

Joel Ninety wrote:

bill ding wrote:

Joel Ninety wrote:These days if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail, don't you?

Not getting political but we are slowly turning into the minority

Is that a fact or a feeling? What are your sources?

And who is 'we' ?

West ham fans