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Wonder if they would be forwarding themselves for the new academy poet's on offer ? !
Excellent starting point for Baz, and I believe Keg was offered.

jbc.shrimp wrote:Wonder if they would be forwarding themselves for the new academy poet's on offer ? !
Excellent starting point for Baz, and I believe Keg was offered.

they will be after the poet Loriet's job before long!

There was a young goalie called Baz....

jbc.shrimp wrote: and I believe Keg was offered.

If a Keg was offered I'd do it. If it was a Keg of Becks.

Shrimp Girl wrote:There was a young goalie called Baz....

Hard enough developing a rhyme with "Baz", but "YOUNG goalie"??? You're just being silly!

There was an old goalie called Baz,
Who went out with the lads, on the razz...

That's why I only did the first line

...he thought he might score
A couple times more
Before he got past all that jazz?

Hard work, this poetry

Shrimp Girl wrote:There was a young goalie called Baz....

...whose shirt was all razzamatazz
one week it got muddy
so he gave it his buddy (Les )
and told him to wash it with Daz.

There was an old goalie called Baz,
Went out with the young lads, on the razz.
While Mandy was singing,
The boys, they were minging,
He said, "I'd rather be at home, with my jazz".

Shouldn't this thread be ode topic now?

No because tomorrow (Friday) is Poets Day.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pi$$ Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday