Shrimpsvoices

Missing your football fix? Why not have a look at how things are organised North of the Border? It’s far more complicated than you might imagine:

http://d3d4football.com/scottish-footba ... ry-simple/

Part Two:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... chin-city/

Wow. Quite a read. Only took me as far as Brechin though, Parts 3 to 117 to come?

No. Always keep them wanting more, Mr Bum. Are there any more teams after Brechin? Next instalment this weekend...

Part 3:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... esdale-fc/

Part Four available now:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... to-dundee/

Edition Five:
http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... lingshire/

Part Six can be found here:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... o-galston/

OY! Get some proper work done, Doc.

I'm sure there are customers (or patients) out there waiting for you to turn up?

Part Seven:
http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... -old-firm/

Part 8:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... idlothian/

Two editions in one this week:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... part-9-10/

Part 11:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... the-south/

Part Twelve:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... th-rovers/

Penultimate episode:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... stranraer/

Final Episode:

http://d3d4football.com/a-guide-to-scot ... -athletic/

The Editor deleted the following words which I added at the end of the account, possibly mindful that kids might read it:

I’ve tried to post links to the episodes I have written on many Scottish football clubs’ Facebook sites – to no avail. So I decided that undergoing the torturous process of signing-up with individual club’s fans’ forums might be a better bet. I started – alphabetically – with Aberdeen and was delighted to almost immediately receive two responses to my posting on AFC Chat – Aberdeen Football Forum. Here’s the second one:

Henry said:
I notice you wrote Rangers were 'demoted'.
So it's a no thank you from me.
Good day to you.

you tell him H. Go fuck yourself Roger

I frankly don’t understand why the word `demotion’ in a Rangers context is obviously so objectionable to these two gentlemen. But I suppose that the price of sticking your nose into the Hornet’s Nest that is a society riven by Sectarianism and all sorts of other tribal taboos is that you are inevitably going to draw remarks such as these. I just hope that you have personally enjoyed reading my review of the Beautiful Game North of the Border more than my two Dons’ fans obviously have. Thanks for taking the time to read it.