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Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:01 pm
by Keith
In celebration of the Papa John's sponsorship, I've just finished my Domino's pizza for tea.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:06 pm
by Keith
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Subs:

Connor Ripley
Donald Love
Ryan Delaney
Cole Stockton
Jensen Weir
Liam Shaw
Kieran James Phillips

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:09 pm
by Keith
Some bloke called Kyle Letheren on the Hartlepool bench. Wonder if he brought his missus with him, what with her having made so many friends in Morecambe?

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:32 pm
by black morse
Should have waited till I saw the kine up before making my prediction! Defence looks OK but can't see 3 goals coming from that team. You never know.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:35 pm
by Keith
black morse wrote:Should have waited till I saw the kine up before making my prediction! Defence looks OK but can't see 3 goals coming from that team. You never know.


First half hour gone, struggling to see where a goal will come from on either side! Lots off huffing & puffing but no quality on either side so far.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:36 pm
by Redalert1970
Not been a great half hour

Fane given ball away nearly everytime he has it

Bench looks decent

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:40 pm
by Keith
Redalert1970 wrote:Fane given ball away nearly everytime he has it


To be fair, he's not the only one!

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:50 pm
by Keith
I might go and join the wife and watch 'Bake Off'! :roll:

A poor excuse for a football match so far, hope the second half picks up.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:51 pm
by Born again Bill
So pleased I didn’t pay to view :D

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:11 pm
by Keith
I was going to say Bedeau & O'Connor were the only outfield players, playing okay in the first half, but Derek must have had a word with them at half-time, as they've joined the 'headless chickens' for the first five minutes of the second half!

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:13 pm
by Keith
oohhh... shout out to John Taylor on the commentary! I was dozing off when I heard the mention!

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:16 pm
by Keith
934 in attendance. 70 something from Hartlepool. Well done to all of them, especially those who have managed to stay awake throughout. One shot on target from either side I think.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:19 pm
by Phoenix Shrimp 2017
This game would send a glass eye to sleep. Don’t like to single players out but Obika is slow, weak and totally lacking any sort of enthusiasm! Appreciate he had a bad injury last season but will he ever add anything to the team?

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:21 pm
by AndyReifman
Phoenix Shrimp 2017 wrote:This game would send a glass eye to sleep.


Maybe Derek just really wants them to get more practice with penalties.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:24 pm
by Keith
Obika<>Stockton
Mayor<>Shaw
Gibson<>Love

Come on Cole, head on now!

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:30 pm
by Keith
woo-hoo! Cole had a shot!!!

It was blocked, but still, it was something mildly interesting.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:37 pm
by Born again Bill
Just reading the live text on I follow , just looks like a string of fouls and free kicks :roll:

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:37 pm
by Keith
Positive substitutions
Fane<>Weir
Gnahoua<>Phillips

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:41 pm
by Keith
Break in play, with game stopped for some reason. Ref talking to Chief Steward. Excessively loud snoring in the Barter Card Stand?

Joking aside, hope no-one has been a dickhead in the crowd.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:45 pm
by Redalert1970
I've supported Morecambe 40 years and can't remember many worse games than tonight

SHOCKING from both teams

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:46 pm
by Keith
84th minute, Weir has a shot on target.

Can't make my mind up whether I just want a goal, so we can finish this now, or stay 0-0 because the penalties may at least be interesting?

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:54 pm
by Keith
Cooney MotM. I think Bedeau or O'Connor were better, but no real disagreement. Back-to-back wins would have been a confidence boost but not to be.

Another penalty shoot-out.

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:58 pm
by Keith
Good save from Smith!
Superb penalty from Weir

0-1

Another superb save from Smith!
Stockton, right in the top corner.

0-2

Rolled in to the bottom corner
MotM Cooney scores

1-3

Excellent penalty for Hartlepool
Love buries it in the top corner!

2-4

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:59 pm
by black morse
Keith wrote:Cooney MotM. I think Bedeau or O'Connor were better, but no real disagreement. Back-to-back wins would have been a confidence boost but not to be.

Another penalty shoot-out.


Someone will have to wake the goalies up :lol:

Re: Morecambe 0 Hartlepool 0 LIVE thread

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:03 pm
by AndyReifman
Motion to replace draws with penalties in the league.