Morecambe 0:0 Bolton Wanderers
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 6:50 pmAs I said on there...I never knew you were the founder member of the Evatt fan club...
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 6:50 pmRe: Morecambe 0:0 Bolton Wanderers
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 7:14 pmShame more can't read this to show them what an odious creature that this man is...I know it's on the fans Faceache page...
As I said on there...I never knew you were the founder member of the Evatt fan club...
As I said on there...I never knew you were the founder member of the Evatt fan club...
Re: Morecambe 0:0 Bolton Wanderers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 11:44 amTWO SHEDS WROTE:
“I never knew you were the founder member of the Evatt fan club”
Guilty as charged:
“All publicity is good publicity, mate!” he told me after slipping two fifty pound notes into my greasy palm earlier.
I tried to spend them at Morrison’s on the way home.
I think there’s something wrong with their scanners.
“Counterfeit?”
Fear not – I’m confident that the local Constabulary will look into this; take about nine months to do so – and then totally exonerate me.
Why wouldn’t they?:
“Worked for me!” my hero Ian reassured me as I finally got out of the holding cell at Morecambe Police Station a few hours later...
“I never knew you were the founder member of the Evatt fan club”
Guilty as charged:
“All publicity is good publicity, mate!” he told me after slipping two fifty pound notes into my greasy palm earlier.
I tried to spend them at Morrison’s on the way home.
I think there’s something wrong with their scanners.
“Counterfeit?”
Fear not – I’m confident that the local Constabulary will look into this; take about nine months to do so – and then totally exonerate me.
Why wouldn’t they?:
“Worked for me!” my hero Ian reassured me as I finally got out of the holding cell at Morecambe Police Station a few hours later...
Re: Morecambe 0:0 Bolton Wanderers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 1:20 pm