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Whats the funniest thing............ You`ve done, seen etc on the road watching Morecambe

Matty D. diving repeatedly into the pond at MK Dons at the end of last season is up there,
but for me was away at Witton Albion at least 10 or 12 years ago in an FA Cup qualifier,
looking out of the side of the Magic Bus, Kips spotted this really old bloke walking down the pavement and said "When I'm old, I'm gonna wear brown pants" , sounds daft now but it was how he said it in the moment in a sort of dead pan Jack Dee way.

Two things from the same game, Stevenage away in the FA Trophy 2nd leg a few seasons agao.

1. You'll never catch the streaker... (I bet Brian still has the photo somewhere!)
2. Gay shoes, you only wear gay shoes...(especially when the steward with the offending shoes with the large metal buckle was totally oblivious!)

1. You'll never catch the streaker... (I bet Brian still has the photo somewhere!)

I can remember the gay shoes comment, you rotten gits.

Unlike the streaker, my equipment was put away at the time.

Big Yellow Hands at Vauxhall Motors

Putting an old stinking fridge on the minibus coming back from Tamworth although there were many many things that happened that weekend which could be included on here.

North stand singing "you cant text while your working"to the copper texting on his phone i think it was last season.

mfcbro wrote:North stand singing "you cant text while your working"to the copper texting on his phone i think it was last season.

that was at home

mfcbro wrote:North stand singing "you cant text while your working"to the copper texting on his phone i think it was last season.

Agree with that one Matty at Mk was funny.

I have too say the gypsy in the box at Wolves though?

Wolves gypo was a classic.
Curtis show us your ass Hereford away last season? That was rather funny.

My mind has gone blank

Talking of curtis,chants of you only score with your bollocks at kit cat crescent was a classic.

Weetabix Kid wrote:Big Yellow Hands at Vauxhall Motors

I still have a working pair of those
(that'll explain some of my typos)

I've seen many funny things, and plenty more embarrassing ones!

Scooby on the ferry to Calais (only to stay on the ferry and come straight back )

He and Tony getting upset at the steward who wouldn't serve (beer - like he hadn't drunk enough already!) until the ship was at sea, said steward turned out to be a French kick-boxing champion, we only found out after Scooby had invited him out for a scrap

Peter (two scarves) jumping out of the same mini-bus desperate to take a leak in car park of ferry terminal
All the security cameras turned round onto him

Dustbins on top of mini buses - Tamworth

Hodgy on public bus in Weymouth doing Borat impression.


Something that can turn most situations into something really funny is MTID's laugh.
It's so infectious.
No insult meant there Neil.

Talking of curtis,chants of you only score with your bollocks at kit cat crescent was a classic.

If someone can remid me of the specific date, I'll dig out the archive disc and youtube my video of it

It used to be on youtube of what I can remember but I can't find it anymore.

Rubber-necking in the pub opposite London Road, as Sgt Major took solace in his beer after just paying £14 to park his motor.

Phoenix wrote:

Talking of curtis,chants of you only score with your bollocks at kit cat crescent was a classic.

If someone can remid me of the specific date, I'll dig out the archive disc and youtube my video of it

It was on sky sports.

Anyone remember Mr Darren Clifford falling asleep in that nightclub in southend.

Hodgie in the mcdonalds in southend i will never forget.

I remember at Tamworth waking up looking outside my hotel room and there being a wheelie bin, paper bin and other objects ontop of a mini bus, i thought i was still pissed, i had to rub my eyes

The fridge and file cabinate was well funny until someone opened the fridge

It was on sky sports.

My video mixed with Yorks. What date though?