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has anyone any ideas as to where the good ladies of yorkshire can take their unsuspecting local prey to over the weekend,my poor car bonnet cant take anymore.BRING BACK POULTON MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not know how to answer this one, but i do know one thing, as i live on Morecambe road and own a Luton van, I am investing in a sturdy padlock!!

It,ll tek more than that to stop em getting in your underpants

a lot of em last year when i was chatting with em, where staying in caravan parks on westgate

There you go then Mr Stowford, hang around the static park with a flagon of your amber nectar and you might get lucky!!

If lucky is really drunk!!

I later found out that my ex used to frequent these places and has since moved from Bradfut by t'sea to the nether regions of Bratfud, and she was tight with her money I can't remember if she ever bought me a drink !!!!

the stowford press wrote:BRING BACK POULTON MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of the Bradford ladies might fancy trying something a bit different this trip!!

LIKE SLEEPING WITH THEIR SPOUSES IN A B AND B INSTEAD OF A STRANGER ON STOWFORD PRESSMANS CAR BONNET!!

PUNKISDEAD wrote:Some of the Bradford ladies might fancy trying something a bit different this trip!!

LIKE SLEEPING WITH THEIR SPOUSES IN A B AND B INSTEAD OF A STRANGER ON STOWFORD PRESSMANS CAR BONNET!!

No, they don't sleep on the bonnet of Stowfords car

and they weren't asleep on the windowsills outside Pachas