Shrimpsvoices

Nothing serious but bloody hell I miss her.
She's out tomorrow, if you read this and can be bothered, would you mind
posting a quick get well soon.
She thinks I love football and Morecambe FC more than I love her.
I said "how's that" she said.
"How long have you loved your football team"
I said "42 years".
She said "you been married before", I said "Yes".
She said "if you divorced me would you stop supporting Morecambe".
I said "No" she said

"SEE I TOLD YOU".

Womans Logic.

Get well soon Mrs.


How the hell do you put up with him

Because I'm charming, sexy, rich, good looking and intelligent, great in bed and prone to exaggeration, I'm also a good speller.

Get well soon, Mrs Aspers.

Get well soon, Mrs A

get well soon

I love you mrs. A

He does not give a toss about you,

I am buying a static right next to heysham power station stage two.

you have 24 hours to make up yer mind.

P.S

I have just won a competition with a major world brand so we will not go hungry

While I would naturally hope you get well soon, I'm sure that you must be enjoying a bit of rest from Mr Aspers!

As for the love line, Mrs F once said that she thought I loved Morecambe more than her, "nonsense dear, I love you both the same... it's just I've loved Morecambe for longer than I've loved you".



Then I ran!

Get well soon Mrs A..!!! Summer's on it's way! Hope so anyway coming to Sydney in 4 weeks for a month or so!!