Shrimpsvoices

As you know Sydney is the 2nd Gay capital of the world (after San Fran).

Imagine our delight when a friend of Dot's won the Diving.
His partner has been interviewed, they showed them kissing after he won the gold.
You know me. live and let live. Well done lad, methinks we should have a few more puffs in tholympics.
I reckon we'd win gold in
Track and Field:
Throwing the handbag.
Hop Step and chantay.
100 metres mince
High Heeled Jump
Gymnastics:
A bronze in hands knees and bums a daisy ( providing Daisy's up for it".)
Swimming
Breast Stroke 5 minute fondle mens pairs.

I could go on but I've got to go to Woolies to do me shopping.(Woolies over here is the 2nd biggest food shopping stuff, mega big supermarkets like Sainsbury's)
Yours in Pink
Aunty Aspers

P.S. For those of you that don't know me, I used to be a ballet dancer, I'm married, I have many homo puffter friends.
I have had homo relationships with David Beckham, Elton John and Rod Stewart.
If you believe this please contact me via pm as I have this really good car I would like to sell.

having seen the relay's, and all the team's dropping the batton ........................ i'll stop now before i get into trouble