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Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:19 pm
by Shire Shrimp
Why is it always a surprise when your stapler runs out of staples?

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:23 pm
by The Fury
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:32 pm
by Frobi
The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?


haha you've been watching too much Dave TV :lol:

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:34 pm
by The Fury
Frobi wrote:
The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?


haha you've been watching too much Dave TV :lol:


It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:37 pm
by heysham_mfc
The Fury wrote:
Frobi wrote:
The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?


haha you've been watching too much Dave TV :lol:


It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

that would be channel 4 then :lol:

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:19 pm
by morecambe mick
heysham_mfc wrote:
The Fury wrote:
Frobi wrote:
haha you've been watching too much Dave TV :lol:


It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

that would be channel 4 then :lol:


Or something from the game last Sunday.

Motsun and Lorrie we're so bad they were funny!

Billy Bremner and I were wetting ourselves at the blatant, and often, incredibly wrong comments they were making.

Pure comedy genius, but at the same time infuriating :x

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:39 pm
by Loyalsupporter
if walls have ears, who has all the ice cream.

Re: Ponderings...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:49 pm
by morecambe mick
Loyalsupporter wrote:if walls have ears, who has all the ice cream.


Lyons of Judea?

They Nestle'd it between some rocks, saving it, for some Treats.