A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Freez » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:29 pm

..yes, the home game tomorrow against Chesterfield will see issue 17 of Corpus Christie, the dada-esque and childish fanzine hits the terraces once again.

The Shrimps premier piss-take mag will be available for one new pound (No Guineas, sorry) (Or Guinness!) (Actually Guinness might be alrite!!) outside the North Stand, The Car Wash and the Main Stand turnstiles from around 1.45 onwards.

A limited print run of this much sought after twenty pages of tat will be sure at act as useful bog roll following a stonking Madras/1664 combo!

For those unfamiliar with the name, we have been established since 1992, and managed to survive the promotions from the humble Unibond days to immerge triumphant into the daylight that is the football league.

It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.

So go on treat yourself.

(I always wanted to do this, Seamus bumps the programme up, Mick D sells the York's activities, so why not this?)

Home win anyone?
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby outsider » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:07 pm

Freez wrote:..
It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.



i think you will find that's "open the box" those tickets are to small to use as loo roll, at least "Corpus Christie" has 2 use's :lol: :lol: :lol:
looking forward to reading it already
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Shrimpsscene » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:18 pm

go on dave ill bump it up again pass a copy onto mark s 4 me to purchase... tahzog
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Mark S » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:39 pm

Well, thats Paul Mac down early tomorrow! :lol:

There will be 20 copies available in The Main Stand prior to the match. :)

Just come and see me in the posh end of the Press Box. 8-)
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Christies Child » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:41 pm

Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.

It's abusive to individuals....It's full of lies....It's derogatory to all less fortunate than the authors(?).....It's an insult to the intelligence of the masses....

but above all.....




























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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Mark S » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:44 pm

Christies Child wrote:Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.


At last, some humility! :lol:

I will save one for you Neil.
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Christies Child » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:49 pm

Mark S wrote:
Christies Child wrote:Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.


At last, some humility! :lol:

I will save one for you Neil.



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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Phoenix » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:10 pm

At last, some humility!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Why no t » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:38 pm

I'll have one :D please
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby wijit » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:15 pm

Any chance of doing this by post? I can only get to a few games a season now but used to love CC.

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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Paul Mac » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:42 pm

Freez wrote:..yes, the home game tomorrow against Chesterfield will see issue 17 of Corpus Christie, the dada-esque and childish fanzine hits the terraces once again.

The Shrimps premier piss-take mag will be available for one new pound (No Guineas, sorry) (Or Guinness!) (Actually Guinness might be alrite!!) outside the North Stand, The Car Wash and the Main Stand turnstiles from around 1.45 onwards.

A limited print run of this much sought after twenty pages of tat will be sure at act as useful bog roll following a stonking Madras/1664 combo!

For those unfamiliar with the name, we have been established since 1992, and managed to survive the promotions from the humble Unibond days to immerge triumphant into the daylight that is the football league.

It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.

So go on treat yourself.

(I always wanted to do this, Seamus bumps the programme up, Mick D sells the York's activities, so why not this?)

Home win anyone?


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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby comingthrough » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:02 pm

Hiya Freez,any chance you could possibly save me a copy.going on the hols tommorrow.could pick it up off you the next time i grace the hall of Salt Ayre showing myself up trying to play football with you fat knackers(myself included).
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Freez » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:03 am

Wijit and comingthrough, just PM you arddress and I will send you a copy, sort me with a quid when you see me.
Any more?
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Phoenix » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:13 am

If someone could stop off at the tardis on the way past I'll swap a worthless round piece of metal for a pile of old toss.
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Keith » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:26 am

Mrs F says if she doesn't get a copy sent to her in the post, you'll be sleeping in the greenhouse next TT!


















*Actually, she actually said "oh, I like CC, do you think Freez would send me one?" I thought the threats may motivate you to get around to doing it!
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Freez » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:55 am

If that means i get a bed, it's saved and when you PM your address, on its way!
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby redtilldead74 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:34 am

put me down (not literally) for one freez,will square you up next time at fat knackers.
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Re: A new issue of an old established pile of toss....

Postby Shrimpsscene » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:01 pm

pile of old toss was.....a good read chaps
nice one
bratfud si writing was a coup.... he didnt give you the bollywood cottage tip though in gargrave for the away leg in December nor did he give his top ten salsoul tunes....most disappointed..... :shock:
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