Kevin Ellison Song!

Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby The Hat » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:01 am

He's Big, He's Bald, He's ELLISON!
The hardest lad in Engerrrland!
With a Bald head beware!!!
He scores goals from everywhere!!!

(to the tune of man united's wes brown song!)

:)
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Curly » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:46 am

Studs up on the left,
Studs up on the right,
Red card for me and A&E for you tonight.
YOU ALWAYS WAS AND YOU ALWAYS WAS BE!!!

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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:03 pm

Ellison, Ellison
Kevin Ellison
He's got no hair but we don't care
Kevin Ellison!!!
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Joel Ninety » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:32 pm

KEVIN!
KEVIN!
KEVIN!
YOUR DINNER'S READY.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:40 pm

Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:

Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Duffman » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:16 pm

RedRedWine wrote:Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:

Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!


I like, not sure about the Van Damme line, I'm sure we can think of something better.

Keeeevin Ellison you're a winger! You're a winger!
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Philja » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:59 pm

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
"The desert grows three miles a year, it just grows, it just grows.."
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Bare Ben » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:04 pm

Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..


Brilliant.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby N Saban » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:07 pm

Perfect philja a great song that everyone could sing, a bit of immagination shown here and it's not going to offend anyone!!!
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby ezz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:55 pm

What a great song!!! Last line is a bit hard to fit in unless I'm humming it wrong
Get over it ;)
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby markedman » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:19 pm

I guess what ever we sing it will make a change from booing him when he's warming up :lol:
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby marky No.1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:30 pm

Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..


Seasonsintheson should have thought of that
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Crooky MFC » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:28 pm

Bare Ben wrote:
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..


Brilliant.


Thats his song sorted then! Need to get them all done in good time for the season unlike last year.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby marky No.1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:36 pm

Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Crooky MFC » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:47 pm

marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of


:lol:

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby marky No.1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:52 pm

Crooky MFC wrote:
marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of


:lol:

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes



Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby shrimpnsave » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:57 pm

marky No.1 wrote:
Crooky MFC wrote:
marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of


:lol:

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes



Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits




tits then
football is a funny old game
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Crooky MFC » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:01 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:
marky No.1 wrote:

Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits




tits then


Why did nobody say, we've sung this for 2 seasons and nobody told us tits rhymes! :idea: :idea: :idea:
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Sammy h » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:09 pm

His wife's got nice thighs.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:14 pm

I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Bare Ben » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:49 pm

RedRedWine wrote:I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.


CHOMP
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Joel Ninety » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:01 pm

Oh dear.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:26 pm

I don't think it was a chomp greenpeace.
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby Bare Ben » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:58 am

It was actually more of a whoooosh!!
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Re: Kevin Ellison Song!

Postby stevanshrimp » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:19 am

Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair,

......Played for Chester,
we don't care..



Might sound better.
I still believe!
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