RedRedWine wrote:Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:
Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Bare Ben wrote:Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..
Brilliant.
marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Crooky MFC wrote:marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Haven't we already got
Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
marky No.1 wrote:Crooky MFC wrote:marky No.1 wrote:Adam Ant - prince charm-ing
Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of
Haven't we already got
Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes
Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
shrimpnsave wrote:marky No.1 wrote:
Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits
tits then
RedRedWine wrote:I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.
Philja wrote:We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair,
......Played for Chester,
we don't care..
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