Kevin Ellison Song!

[The Hat]

He's Big, He's Bald, He's ELLISON!
The hardest lad in Engerrrland!
With a Bald head beware!!!
He scores goals from everywhere!!!

(to the tune of man united's wes brown song!)

[Curly]

Studs up on the left,
Studs up on the right,
Red card for me and A&E for you tonight.

[RedRedWine1]

Ellison, Ellison
Kevin Ellison
He's got no hair but we don't care
Kevin Ellison!!!

[Joel Ninety]

KEVIN!
KEVIN!
KEVIN!
YOUR DINNER'S READY.

[RedRedWine1]

Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:

Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!

[Duffman]

Not mine, but funny all the same. Thought I'd share it with you:

Ellison, son, son
We signed him from Rotherham
Ellison, son, son
Harder than Jean Claude Van Damme
plays up front, on the wing
when he scores you'll hear us sing
He is bald, he is Scouse
and he'll rob your fucking house!

I like, not sure about the Van Damme line, I'm sure we can think of something better.

Keeeevin Ellison you're a winger! You're a winger!

[Philja]

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..

[Bare Ben]

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..

Brilliant.

[N Saban]

Perfect philja a great song that everyone could sing, a bit of immagination shown here and it's not going to offend anyone!!!

[ezz]

What a great song!!! Last line is a bit hard to fit in unless I'm humming it wrong

[markedman]

I guess what ever we sing it will make a change from booing him when he's warming up

[marky No.1]

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..

Seasonsintheson should have thought of that

[Crooky MFC]

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair
He's ex Chester we don't care..

Brilliant.

Thats his song sorted then! Need to get them all done in good time for the season unlike last year.

[marky No.1]

Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of

[Crooky MFC]

Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes

[marky No.1]

Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes

Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits

[shrimpnsave]

Adam Ant - prince charm-ing

Will Haining, Will Haining,
Morecambe FC,
Someone to be proud of

Haven't we already got

Will haining, Will Hainiiiiiiiiiinng,
He'll tear you to bits,
And his wifes got nice eyes

Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits

tits then

[Crooky MFC]

Yeah, but eyes doesn't rhyme with bits

tits then

Why did nobody say, we've sung this for 2 seasons and nobody told us tits rhymes!

[Sammy h]

His wife's got nice thighs.

[RedRedWine1]

I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.

[Bare Ben]

I hope this is a chomp... It's either eyes or thighs precisely so you don't say tits. It's quite deliberate.

CHOMP

[Joel Ninety]

Oh dear.

[RedRedWine1]

I don't think it was a chomp greenpeace.

[Bare Ben]

It was actually more of a whoooosh!!

[stevanshrimp]

We had joy we had fun
We've got Kevin Ellison
He's got flair but no hair,

......Played for Chester,
we don't care..

Might sound better.