Hi Shrimps,
It would be rude of me not to start off by thanking you for your excellent win over Wycombe on Saturday. Congratulations on another decent campaign, I'm sure next season with Jim Bentley you can push on even more.
Now my main point. Please lose on Saturday. We appear to be unable to beat you ever so I think I need to appeal to your players to give us a helping hand. Please pass on the message that Wycombe are a horrific outfit whose fans regularly go to the toilet without washing their hands.
I also hear that Bury FC players, fans and management are equally terrible human beings and only visit their nans once a year at Christmas and almost never remember Fathers Day.
By losing on Saturday you will basically be doing your bit and all your players will almost certainly go to heaven (Adam Barrett Himself will give his personal assurance at the final whistle).
In all seriousness we are all expecting a very tough and tense afternoon, but there will be a good Shrimpers following of, well, whatever you give us, which I understand is 1,700?
Any decent pubs serving the ale that you would recommend pre-match? Got nine of us coming up in a minibus so it doesn't matter if it's a little away from the ground.
Thanks in advance.