O/T - Did you know...

O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:51 pm

...that if you laid the entire population of China down head to toe ... the birth rate would fall to zero in nine months time! :lol:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:08 pm

Did you know that today is the last day of the first month of the second half of the last year of the first half of the second decade of the millennium?! :geek:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:09 pm

Did you know that if you unscrew your belly button, your bum falls off? :lol:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby marky No.1 » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:35 pm

SolentShrimp wrote:Did you know that if you unscrew your belly button, your bum falls off? :lol:


Didn't think it would fall off, I thought you would just talk though it
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby New_Ground_Watcher » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:15 pm

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this topic, don't know why I did. :roll:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby mrpotatohead » Sat Aug 01, 2015 7:53 am

did you know.....that benny off crossroads went for his lunch in an episode in 1972, and never returned for 3 years, no storyline, no explanation, nothing, he just walked into the workshop and mac, the mechanic said ''hows dianne ?'' to him.
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby George Dawes » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:53 am

I was once told as a kid, if everyone in China jumped up at the same time, it would cause a giant tidal wave across the planet.

And Chinese Japanese all have dirty knee's .
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:12 am

I got told this when I was a likkle boy...

Did you know Peter, that it's better to remain silent and appear to be a fool, than to operate your mouth and remove all doubt!

...and that's always stood me in good stead throughout my existence. ;)
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby Keith » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:15 am

SolentShrimp wrote:Did you know Peter, that it's better to remain silent and appear to be a fool, than to operate your mouth and remove all doubt!


If only *sigh* :roll:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:24 am

One for you Keith, and Posh...

Did you know that 77.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot! :lol:
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby shrimperteer » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:34 pm

New_Ground_Watcher wrote:I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this topic, don't know why I did. :roll:


I was shocked to find it wasn't racism or homophobia.
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby Phil Anderer » Sun Aug 02, 2015 9:37 pm

Did you know that, after 2 or 3 previous ASBOs, Solent Shrimp endeavours to couch his sometime less than popular opinions in defensible language so that it doesn't happen again?
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby Freez » Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:04 pm

:D
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Mon Aug 03, 2015 5:12 am

Phil Anderer wrote:Did you know that, after 2 or 3 previous ASBOs, Solent Shrimp endeavours to couch his sometime less than popular opinions in defensible language so that it doesn't happen again?


Did you know that you can't have a proper discussion without different opinions being voiced? ;)
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby Gnasher » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:22 am

Did you know there's a lot of crap floats around in the Solent?
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby SolentShrimp » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:46 am

Gnasher wrote:Did you know there's a lot of crap floats around in the Solent?


Did you know it's all over the beaches, over the pavements, and in the parks too?
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Re: O/T - Did you know...

Postby Gnasher » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:07 am

Sorry, didn't have time to your those, too busy racing
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