as there is no football on, how smart are you?

by **Keith** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:25 pm

http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

I got 8 out of 11 but I'm disputing one, so I'm counting it as 9! :roll:

by **outsider** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:29 pm

9 for me

by **CASS** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:31 pm

6 but I am blaming specsavers.

by **durhamshrimp** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:55 pm

10/11

Can't believe i let myself down on the widow's sister one.

by **Mark S** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:24 pm

10/11

Let myself down on not paying attention to detail on number 10. :oops:

by **Jody** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:38 pm

5/11
I was quite proud of that too :lol:

by **Christies Child** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:47 pm

Let's just say that there are a few smart arses out there in SV land!

And I'm not one of 'em.

:oops:

by **morecambe mick** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:54 pm

6 and I would dispute two of them.

The pills last 30 mins each, so that would be 90 mins.

by **Mark S** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:09 pm

morecambe mick wrote:6 and I would dispute two of them.

The pills last 30 mins each, so that would be 90 mins.

But they are physically gone after 60 minutes. If they asked how long would the effects of the pills last for, it would have been different.

by **skyecat** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:10 pm

9 / 11 - i missed 4 and 10 - like you Mark, didn`t pay attention to detail!

by **marky** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:15 pm

9. Didn't pay attention to 10 and I've no idea what sport has an inning...

by **Keith** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:29 pm

I'm with Mick because they said 'how long will the tablets LAST'? They would "last" 30 minutes each. If they'd said how long before they are all swallowed or something like that, then it would be sixty...

...so you can all take one point off and Mick & I can have one added! :roll:

I also had no idea about the 'innings' question! I still don't know what sport they are talking about even after seeing the answer :lol:

by **Freez** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:48 pm

Used to use something almost identical when I taught at Lancaster & Morecambe Collage over ten years ago, it was useful with teenagers in teaching them to read the question at least twice.

Some still didn't get it. :roll:

Got 10, as I havent a clue with the yank based trip and guessed one!

by **badger** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:17 pm

I GOT 10
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THICK.

by **durhamshrimp** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:27 pm

Keith wrote:I'm with Mick because they said 'how long will the tablets LAST'? They would "last" 30 minutes each. If they'd said how long before they are all swallowed or something like that, then it would be sixty...

...so you can all take one point off and Mick & I can have one added!

I also had no idea about the 'innings' question! I still don't know what sport they are talking about even after seeing the answer

Baseball has 3 out per team in an innings. Answer being 6 with the obvious answer being 3.

The pills one I thought the same as you but then remembered they're all trick questions so it wouldn't be the obvious one.

by **badger** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:28 pm

MORECAMBE MICK.
the doctor tells you to take one pill every half hour but he does not tell you how long they last .so after 60 minutes you have none left.

by **USA Shrimp** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:07 pm

badger wrote:MORECAMBE MICK.
the doctor tells you to take one pill every half hour but he does not tell you how long they last .so after 60 minutes you have none left.

I.E. they will last 'in your possession' that long

by **Keith** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:40 pm

USA Shrimp wrote:
badger wrote:MORECAMBE MICK.
the doctor tells you to take one pill every half hour but he does not tell you how long they last .so after 60 minutes you have none left.

I.E. they will last 'in your possession' that long

So if you are a drug mule, who swallows a condom of coke, you can claim that because the drug has been swallowed its no longer "in your possession"? :roll:

by **Martin** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:46 pm

9/11

Wasn't sure about the inning question and stupidly tripped over Moses' Ark!

by **DTSJim** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:57 pm

Martin wrote:9/11

Wasn't sure about the inning question and stupidly tripped over Moses' Ark!

Same.

by **Keith** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:29 pm

Looks like Moses Ark is the killer question? Has anyone got it right?

Watch this be one of Jody's five! :lol:

by **CASS** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:48 pm

Keith wrote:Looks like Moses Ark is the killer question? Has anyone got it right?

As I have just arrived back from the Sausage I am allowed to say...the 2 smart arse Ladies who "put up with me" where right on that one.............Feckit off back out........
Roll on Weekend and dumb Ladies
Whats Happened here Why am I quoting misen when I have just said it ?

Pub sooner rather than me thinks

Watch this be one of Jody's five!

by **-Hatrick-** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:50 pm

Easy as pie

10/11

Don't mean to swear but 4 is bullshit!!!

by **ezz** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:55 pm

10/11, got the moses question wrong.....purely because ive never been to church or ever paid attention to bible stories and didnt think twice about it being noah :lol:

by **halfwayliner** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:04 pm

8/11 how many over fifty did this. :shock:

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