Aren't we playing Carlisle on Saturday?

[SupermarketShrimp]

We've not had any of them on here giving it the Bertie Big Bollocks yet have we? Very unusual.

[Keith]

It's all ticket and being moved to Wembley. Hadn't you heard? They always view us as their cup final

[Gone_Shrimping]

We've not had any of them on here giving it the Bertie Big Bollocks yet have we? Very unusual.

Wasn't there one called "The Tashkent Terror" ?

[marky No.1]

It's been a while

How much does this mean our 5,000 fans will be paying for our friendly against you then?

[proper north]

HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.

[marky No.1]

Hey up, Michael Knighton is on line

[Phil Anderer]

HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.

Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there!

[proper north]

HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.

Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there!

YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CENTRE OF THE UK, BUT WE ARE TALKING JUST ENGLAND HERE

[proper north]

PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.

[Seasider9601]

PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.

Is there a large crowd expected? Seriously??

Have you erected any temporary seating/terracing to accomodate the masses??!!

[marky No.1]

PLEASE INFORM A STEWARD IF YOU ARE PRONE TO PANIC ATTACKS IN LARGE CROWDS. NOT A STEWARD AT THE FRONTIERLAND STADIUM OBVIOUSLY, JUST THE ONES AT BRUNTON PARK.

Stop shouting, my ears are hurting

[Seasider9601]

Love the avatar, Proper North.

Eeeee, it's a LONG time since 1974.

Whilst you were topping (the old) Division 1, we were a little old team in The Northern Premier League having just won the first of our 2 trips to Wembley.

[proper north]

Yes, not long ago it would have made sense for you to merge with Lancaster City to form Lune United, but now they are kaput aren't they? or playing sunday league?

[Phil Anderer]

HALT.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING NORTHERN ENGLAND. ALL PIMMS, JELLIED EELS AND BERETS MUST BE LEFT AT TEBAY SERVICES AND RECLAIMED ON YOUR RETURN TO THE SOUTHLANDS.

Hate to upset you ut if, as they claim, Haltwhistle is the geographical centre of the United Kingdom, Carlisle is actually South of there!

YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CENTRE OF THE UK, BUT WE ARE TALKING JUST ENGLAND HERE

So if we are just talking England (please note CAPS LOCK off and no shouting), isn't Morecambe some way North of the centre. Cake? Eat it? Hmmmmm...................

[proper north]

FACT

[Phil Anderer]

FACT

Lies, damn lies, statistics, and then you get to Proper North's tiny little mind. Get an electron microscope and you might be able to see the two brain cells rubbing together, eh?

[Westgate Wanderer]

Aren't they just Southern Scottish?

[SolentShrimp]

G'day Bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A

[George Dawes]

Proper North?

you dont no nothing John Snow..

[thetashkentterror]

Beaten fair and square yesterday sadly, good pace on the break from your players.

Good luck in the next round, hopefully you get a home draw at Christie Road.

[John L]

Next round???

[Trevor]

John! Nooo! Don't!

[John L]