O/T - Miss Universe
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O/T - Miss Universe
by SolentShrimp » Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:29 pm
How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?
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People who campaign for equality and freedom of speech amaze me. Disagree with them, and you'll be shouted down.
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by John L » Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:37 pm
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?
Aren't they always from Venus?
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by outsider » Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:42 pm
SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?
No one else excepts the invitation ?
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by SolentShrimp » Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:54 pm
John L wrote:SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?
Aren't they always from Venus?
I don't think so. According to Willie Wonka, Venus used to be home to an alien race before they were "gobbled up" by Vermicious Knids. But this explanation differs to that of Captain Marvel, who suggests that Venusians are giant frog-like amphibians, ruled over by the evil mad scientist Doctor Sivana and his family.
My own theory [for what its worth
] about Venusians, or rather all aliens, is that they're already down here in vast numbers. Many of whom are seen at places like Job Centre Plus, and Brighthouse, or walking dogs with triangle shaped faces and not cleaning up the mess the latter leave behind.We all have Human Rights, but they come with Human Responsibilities. Ignore the latter and you risk losing the rights to the former.
People who campaign for equality and freedom of speech amaze me. Disagree with them, and you'll be shouted down.
People who campaign for equality and freedom of speech amaze me. Disagree with them, and you'll be shouted down.
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by John L » Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:43 pm
SolentShrimp wrote:John L wrote:SolentShrimp wrote:How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Planet Earth?
Aren't they always from Venus?
I don't think so. According to Willie Wonka, Venus used to be home to an alien race before they were "gobbled up" by Vermicious Knids. But this explanation differs to that of Captain Marvel, who suggests that Venusians are giant frog-like amphibians, ruled over by the evil mad scientist Doctor Sivana and his family.
My own theory [for what its worth
Just a "no" would've sufficed!
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by mrpotatohead » Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:25 pm
The top football team on venus are called ''Venus Clever''
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by John L » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:15 pm
When I was young,
I followed the,
V C F C,
the team for me...
I followed the,
V C F C,
the team for me...
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Re: O/T - Miss Universe
by marky No.1 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:59 pm
The presenter put the crown on the wrong contestant he thought it was ur anus
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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