O/T Morecambe clever.
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O/T Morecambe clever.
by mrpotatohead » Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:39 pm
I am looking for recruits to form a touring veterans football team, Morecambe Clever UTD. The aim of the team is simple, we would tour around china and india, pretending to be an English ''VPL'' team , playing exhibition matches against bona fide, clubs, and trouser loads of yen and rupees, players must be over 45, preferably with a full head of long hair (Preferably real but wigs are ok), and a ''jason king'' or Burt Reynolds tache, and must have a red shell suit, and an aptitude for chain smoking, anyone up for it?
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by Seasider9601 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:08 pm
Are we taking some of our teams shirts out there to flog?
I reckon there could be a big market for them.
Shanghai has a big market on a Wednesday I believe. Like Carnforth's.
I reckon there could be a big market for them.
Shanghai has a big market on a Wednesday I believe. Like Carnforth's.
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by black morse » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:35 pm
Seasider9601 wrote:Are we taking some of our teams shirts out there to flog?
I reckon there could be a big market for them.
Shanghai has a big market on a Wednesday I believe. Like Carnforth's.
Really?As big as that?
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by bill ding » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:48 pm
mrpotatohead wrote:I am looking for recruits to form a touring veterans football team, Morecambe Clever UTD. The aim of the team is simple, we would tour around china and india, pretending to be an English ''VPL'' team , playing exhibition matches against bona fide, clubs, and trouser loads of yen and rupees, players must be over 45, preferably with a full head of long hair (Preferably real but wigs are ok), and a ''jason king'' or Burt Reynolds tache, and must have a red shell suit, and an aptitude for chain smoking, anyone up for it?
You would have to think this up now , now that my Hulk Hogan style Tash grown through
Movember has disappeared down the plug hole in a froth of immac
.Maybe a trip to Barbara's wool shop for a bowl of yellow wool and some super glue will do the trick . Oh and I'm crap at Football , does that matter ?
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by SolentShrimp » Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:37 pm
bill ding wrote:Oh and I'm crap at Football , does that matter ?
Doubt it, more like a pre-requisite.
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by mrpotatohead » Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:10 pm
Crapness is ok, the age limit is there to keep MFC players out! barbaras wool could ''knit the kit''.
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Re: O/T Morecambe clever.
by Seasider9601 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:27 pm
This new venture might have to resort to knitted kits if it doesn't come off...
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