Man Utd Game Abandoned o/t

[marky No.1]

Wow, City are playing as normal. The nearby pub will be slightly busy I guess

Suspect package found. Feel sorry for the Bournemouth fans, but the Utd fans have probably travelled just as far

[Posh]

First exciting afternoon at Old Trafford for 18 months.

Apparently the suspect package said on it 'Manchester United Champions League plans 2016/17'.

[halftimeresults]

Finally some firepower at Old Trafford.

[Teams like Morecambe]

Re-arranged for 2 days time. Harsh on Bournemouth.

Breaking news - Device was accidentally left behind by a private company who were on a training exercise. Oops, someone is getting sacked in the morning.

[marky No.1]

Oops sorry boss, didn't mean to waste 75,000 fans plus 100's of staffs time, plus 100's of police time, all the catering staff, oh and extra nights hotels and travel for everyone from Bournemouth - Whoops!

[shrimpnsave]

forgive me but what was the parcel

[John L]

forgive me but what was the parcel

Mobile phone with wires protruding from it, attached to a gas pipe in the gents!

[mrpotatohead]

Estimated cost to UTD , 3 million quid ,expensive cock up!

[marky No.1]

Hey Boss, customers are saying they are not happy and want refunds and Compo.

No problem, give them free entry, pay for their travel and give Bournemouth fans free coaches and those that are not from Manchester, give them a Wembley ticket

Ok, they don't all live in Manchester, some have to travel.

No problem just do it and get me out of the sh!t

Ok, anything you say boss.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-36300280



I bet Moses, who travelled specially from Sierra Leone is happy with his trip being paid for, hotel all week and a free ticket and travel to Wembley, rather than Exeter

[shrimpnsave]

Plonker http://news.sky.com/story/1697109/old-t ... my-mistake