My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

Postby Aspers » Wed May 25, 2016 12:01 am

Ryan Giggs says, Bollocks to that, I'm the Special 1 not him, I'm getting off the Titanic now!!
Giggsy wondering what he'll do for a while until, he takes his rightful place at Old Trafford with Gary Neville as his assistant/co manager, with the rest of the class of 92 in other roles.

I know, I'll take a leisurely drive to Scotland.
Driving up the M6 he sees the turn off for Morecambe, Oh I haven't been there for ages, might just nip in and have a cuppa.
Driving down Westgate towards the prom he says, Theres Morecambe FC new ground, looks OK might have a quick look around and get 1 of those pies!.

Bumps into Freez and Swidz, who are doing sound checks for the upcoming rolling stones concert,
"Na then Giggsy", says Morecambes finest, hello boys says Giggsy, being from Morecambe and getting straight to the point, Morecambes finest says, Clubs up for sale tha nos, want to buy it.
Giggsy says How much? Two bob and a toffee apple they say.
Deal Done, Giggsy keeps all the staff, invests squillions................

fast forward 10 years.

Commentator says : "Well here we are at the Mighty 100,000 seater Globe arena and I wonder if we'll have another giant Killing on our hands,It's the 3rd round of the FA cup and the mighty Morecambe take on the North West counties Manchester United. Morecambe Chairman Lord Giggs of Westgate and his assistant Lord Neville of Lunesdale used to play for Manchester United Once".

I think I'll leave it there.
Have a happy Summer
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Re: My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

Postby bill ding » Wed May 25, 2016 5:14 am

Think being upside down has allowed all the blood rush to your head ;)
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Re: My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

Postby Phil Anderer » Wed May 25, 2016 7:27 am

Can I have some of what you're having? :lol:
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Re: My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

Postby John L » Wed May 25, 2016 7:44 am

Maybe Marcus Rashford could put a good word in for us!
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Re: My wish ON TOPIC Ryan Giggs (Ramblings)

Postby Christies Child » Wed May 25, 2016 10:13 am

Giggs to come in and buy the club with current United u21 manager Walter Joyce to take control of all team affairs. Dream ticket???

Probably not but what a draw that would be for the town and the club
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