I had a dream

[halftimeresults]

2016/17
Diego lemos becomes chairman of Morecambe football club.
At the press conference he states intention's of leading the club to the premiership within 10 years.
January transfer window opens as Morecambe sit 2 points outside the playoffs.
Morecambe make 4 quality signings that make the football world take note.
A run of 8 without defeat sets up a playoff semi against Stanley which the Shrimps win both legs.
Coleman claims the Shrimps got lucky despite the 5-0 score line.
80k turn up at Wembley to see Portsmouth lose 1-0 to Morecambe's only shot on target.
King Kev is the hero!
Lancaster City finish 13th in the Evo stick north div 1

2017/18
A pre season tour is arranged for Brazil which is attended by 29 Sardines. Terry's travel party only made it as far as Luton airport after their plane had to make an emergency landing.
Sheffield United manager complains about Morecambe's budget being head and shoulders above anything in the league. Shrimps storm the league by 6 points.
A new stand is to be built taking the capacity to 12000,
Lancaster City finish 19th but win the Home Bargains Shield!

2018/19
Shrimps finally sign Junior Unbongo for a club record fee for 1m but is injured in the first month.
Graham fails to win a pie award for the first time and is sacked with immediate affect.
Morecambe finish 9th but Bentley bids farewell as he takes the Everton job.
Kev Ellison becomes player manager.
Lancaster City fail to see the season out and a new team is to be formed by Charlie Moore.

2019/20
Kev's boys reach the quarter final of the FA cup but bow out to Bentleys Everton. Jim tell's Kev never to be too high or never too low.
The Shrimps finish 4th but Leeds United are docked 10 points for being Leeds meaning the Shrimps will play their Centenary year in the prem.
The club is sold to a yank for 500m
Lancaster Rovers finish 5th in the gala bingo league just behind Heysham's Blue socks

[outsider]

[Seasider9601]

"Auntie Em !!! Uncle Henry !!!"

[marky No.1]

Was there a pipe on your pillow

[Christies Child]

2018/2019
Kevin becomes manager.....with Jim going to Everton

Sounds good to me

[John L]

Go easy on the cheese!

[Phil Anderer]

Keith, make this a sticky. Whenever I need cheering up I'll just have to read it.

[Keith]

2016/17
Diego lemos becomes chairman of Morecambe football club.
At the press conference he states intention's of leading the club to the premiership within 10 years.
January transfer window opens as Morecambe sit 2 points outside the playoffs.
Morecambe make 4 quality signings that make the football world take note.
A run of 8 without defeat sets up a playoff semi against Stanley which the Shrimps win both legs.
Coleman claims the Shrimps got lucky despite the 5-0 score line.
80k turn up at Wembley to see Portsmouth lose 1-0 to Morecambe's only shot on target.
King Kev is the hero!
Lancaster City finish 13th in the Evo stick north div 1

2017/18
A pre season tour is arranged for Brazil which is attended by 29 Sardines. Terry's travel party only made it as far as Luton airport after their plane had to make an emergency landing.
Sheffield United manager complains about Morecambe's budget being head and shoulders above anything in the league. Shrimps storm the league by 6 points.
A new stand is to be built taking the capacity to 12000,
Lancaster City finish 19th but win the Home Bargains Shield!

2018/19
Shrimps finally sign Junior Unbongo for a club record fee for 1m but is injured in the first month.
Graham fails to win a pie award for the first time and is sacked with immediate affect.
Morecambe finish 9th but Bentley bids farewell as he takes the Everton job.
Kev Ellison becomes player manager.
Lancaster City fail to see the season out and a new team is to be formed by Charlie Moore.

2019/20
Kev's boys reach the quarter final of the FA cup but bow out to Bentleys Everton. Jim tell's Kev never to be too high or never too low.
The Shrimps finish 4th but Leeds United are docked 10 points for being Leeds meaning the Shrimps will play their Centenary year in the prem.
The club is sold to a yank for 500m
Lancaster Rovers finish 5th in the gala bingo league just behind Heysham's Blue socks

2020/2021
Fifty-four year old player/manager Kevin Ellison finally plays in the Premiership again. He played for Leicester at Old Trafford. You probably don't know that 'cause he never mentions it.

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2024/25
European Champions Morecambe reach it to the final of the world super cup against Chinese side Shanghai Clever. The club manage to sell 5000 scarfs that they have left over from 2015.
Shrimps lose 2-1 sending Shrimps Voices into meltdown.

[Keith]

2024/25
Shrimps lose 2-1 sending Shrimps Voices into meltdown.

Oh thanks, turn it from a dream in to a nightmare!

[John L]

2024/25
Shrimps lose 2-1 sending Shrimps Voices into meltdown.

Oh thanks, turn it from a dream in to a nightmare!

That'll be Aspers' next game then, I suppose!

[Keith]

2024/25
Shrimps lose 2-1 sending Shrimps Voices into meltdown.

Oh thanks, turn it from a dream in to a nightmare!

That'll be Aspers' next game then, I suppose!

[halftimeresults]

How's my dream looking?

[John L]

Well, we still have a club!

[marky No.1]

even got the Lancaster City bit wrong