Good read that, but I think Freez needs some help with his apostrophes!
Were you a grocer in another life?
Keep them coming, but a nod on here to let us know when a new one's posted wouldn't go amiss, as I suspect I'm not the only one (but maybe I am) who's first port of call for all things Shrimp-related (as opposed to small 's' shrimp-related - that's the fish aisle in Asda) is here rather than the OWS. Cheers Freez (and Marky).
PS Hope no one read this before I corrected the ruddy spellcheck.