SVs down?

Re: SVs down?

Postby Gnasher » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:41 pm

Keith wrote:
redrobo wrote:Any chance that we can return to how it used to be. Personally I don't get what has gone wrong but something has and all we want is for things to return to how they used to be.....PLEASE


The problem is having a life away from the internet. Once the real world stops getting in the way (ie weekend) I'll get the chance to pursue the problem properly!

CCRR, please take a W off my keyboard. If 2 more can donate theirs, you're sorted.

It could be a hile before this is fixed and e ouldn't ant you to suffer.
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Re: SVs down?

Postby cyprus-shrimp » Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:43 am

Being a total technophobe, I'm afraid that I had to pm Keith and he has sent me the new (temporary/alternative?) link. As far as I can see the only difference is that the ~ before iomkeith is middle of the line in the original link but at the top of the line in the new link that he sent me.

No idea what that means, but at least I can now get onto SV. Both links saved to bookmarks.

And I certainly do not blame Keith for this. His comments about trying to sort it at the weekend when he has time should actually make us realise how grateful we should be for his work on SV (when he has time!!) :D :D :D
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Seasider9601 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:57 am

cyprus-shrimp wrote:And I certainly do not blame Keith for this. His comments about trying to sort it at the weekend when he has time should actually make us realise how grateful we should be for his work on SV (when he has time!!) :D :D :D


And so say ALL of us !!!! :D

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Re: SVs down?

Postby Vinny » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:11 am

cyprus-shrimp wrote:Being a total technophobe, I'm afraid that I had to pm Keith and he has sent me the new (temporary/alternative?) link. As far as I can see the only difference is that the ~ before iomkeith is middle of the line in the original link but at the top of the line in the new link that he sent me.

No idea what that means, but at least I can now get onto SV. Both links saved to bookmarks.

And I certainly do not blame Keith for this. His comments about trying to sort it at the weekend when he has time should actually make us realise how grateful we should be for his work on SV (when he has time!!) :D :D :D

Seasider9601 wrote:
cyprus-shrimp wrote:And I certainly do not blame Keith for this. His comments about trying to sort it at the weekend when he has time should actually make us realise how grateful we should be for his work on SV (when he has time!!) :D :D :D


And so say ALL of us !!!! :D

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Re: SVs down?

Postby Bare bum » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:53 am

Come on guys

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Re: SVs down?

Postby redrobo » Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:39 pm

I admit to not being technically minded in such matters as PCs etc. So please explain how when i log into SVs the page appears as a HTML page and not the real deal.

I haven't a clue how to correct.

HELP.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: SVs down?

Postby marky No.1 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:42 pm

If you cant do the above, just google shrimpsvoices, then one of the links will open when you click on them, but not all
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Keith » Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:49 pm

LOL @ Bare Bum (or should that be phnah-ha-ha-ha-HA!!!) [Keith strokes his pussy in a menacing manner]

And thank you to the rest of you who offered kind regards!

Hopefully sort it out tomorrow! 8-) About to open a bottle of red wine, so not a good idea mixing my minimal IT knowledge with alcohol!
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Re: SVs down?

Postby cyprus-shrimp » Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:59 pm

Keith strokes his pussy????????????????????????

What the **** is going on? I thought you were a person of the male gender!!! :o :o :o
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Re: SVs down?

Postby marky No.1 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:11 am

Keith wrote:
And thank you to the rest of you who offered kind regards!



Best regards, Keith, thanks for looking after us
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Keith » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:49 am

cyprus-shrimp wrote:Keith strokes his pussy????????????????????????

What the **** is going on? I thought you were a person of the male gender!!! :o :o :o


Tsk, some people have a one track mind, and that track is a dirt track!
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Keith » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:42 pm

*SHOULD* now be fixed, but it may take a few hours to work its way through.
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Gnasher » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:01 am

Giraffe still has the same different IP address. DNS propagation is officially up to 48 hours but usually an hour or two.
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Sakhalin Shrimp » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:41 am

Keith wrote:*SHOULD* now be fixed, but it may take a few hours to work its way through.


The old link still not working for me.
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Re: SVs down?

Postby MFC-Manc » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:34 am

I haven’t been able to get on for a while, I got on today but it took a few go’s.
I predicted a 0-1 defeat against Sunderland and a 0-1 away win at forest green, so please adjust my predictions.....
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Sakhalin Shrimp » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:02 am

MFC-Manc wrote:I predicted a 0-1 defeat against Sunderland and a 0-1 away win at forest green, so please adjust my predictions.....


OK :lol:
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Keith » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:07 am

www.shrimpsvoices.co.uk is now working again after another chat with tech support.

index.php was always working (the forum never went anywhere)

http://giraffe.arvixe.com/~iomkeith/shr ... /index.php still doesn't work, for reasons I don't understand and need Brian to explain very slowly!
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Re: SVs down?

Postby Gnasher » Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:52 pm

DNS records are the signposts that tell the world where to find a website and they point to an IP address.
IP address is 4 numbers unique to a server.
For a URL (the address you type into the address bar), there needs to be a DNS record, specifically an A record which you will see below.
Your browser converts what you key in to an IP address based on the DNS signposts.

The way the forum is set up on the server, it actually appears as giraffe.arvixe.com/~iomkeith/shrimpsvoices so the signposts need to work for that as well.
They don't.
You will see 4 signposts below, the one with the different IP address doesn't work, that's the non-www Giraffe.
Change that and it should all work again, not that it technically ever stopped working.
That change is for Keith's hosts to make.

shrimpsvoices.co.uk A 14399 108.175.157.52
www.shrimpsvoices.co.uk A 14399 108.175.157.52
giraffe.arvixe.com A 299 198.58.84.54
www.giraffe.arvixe.com A 299 108.175.157.52
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