Had a new Sales Rep start at our company this week. Chatting in office just now about football for the first time and he goes, "yeah I'm a Bradford City fan myself."
I said, "back in League 2 next season then eh?"
Him, "aye, back with bloody tinpot clubs like Morecambe. Who do you support pal?"
Me, "Morecambe."
Him, "We're too big for League 2. How many does your ground hold? We'll need loads of tickets."
Yawn. Yawn. Yawn........