Trevor Kettle

[tommy]

What have you done to deserve this guy again at Rotherham on Tuesday.

[marky No.1]

No doubt it will boil over within 20 minutes

[Crimson Crust]

Then blow his whistle at that point!

[slackAlice]

He'll be in his element if he gets his red card out.

[meatpie]

For god sake stop spouting on about him

[marky No.1]

For god sake stop spouting on about him

Well that's the pot calling the ref black

[meatpie]

Has he got ginger hair cos that would make him a copper kettle

[marky No.1]

Has he got ginger hair cos that would make him a copper kettle

http://www.refworld.com/referee/146/0

And when he's had a beer and in a good mood he will dine at the Merry Kettle

[Curly]

For god sake stop spouting on about him

Well that's the pot calling the ref black

His shirt won't be black, it's coloured lime
scale this mountain to the play offs and we're cooking on gas!

[marky No.1]

What have you done to deserve this guy again at Rotherham on Tuesday.

We chanted at Sammy to "put the kettle on" a while back maybe he misunderstood

[halfwayliner]

Yes! But when we get a result, all the other teams will be steaming .

[Curly]

Yes! But when we get a result, all the other teams will be steaming .

or crying! brew hoo, brew hoo

[morecambe mick]

What have you done to deserve this guy again at Rotherham on Tuesday.

We chanted at Sammy to "put the kettle on" a while back maybe he misunderstood

It was Dagenham Mark, I know you can't remember where we were, so there you go


Is it the age, or the wine

[Keith]

carrying on with the bad puns will get you all in to hot water...

[marky No.1]

What have you done to deserve this guy again at Rotherham on Tuesday.

We chanted at Sammy to "put the kettle on" a while back maybe he misunderstood

It was Dagenham Mark, I know you can't remember where we were, so there you go


Is it the age, or the wine

I know where I was and how I got there, I just can't remember how I got back Oh yes it's coming back to me now - via the backroads off the M6 J12

You have to make allowances you know - we were in Carlisle the night before and you refused to pick us up! - Some service eh?

Anyway I shall stop spouting off now