I spend a lot of time researching business opportunities for my company on the web, but it always amazes me how some are able to find the most obscure items.
"We understand that some people don't have the time to design their own pens, and for those people we offer our pre-designed line of pens. Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."
I work in newspapers and us reps occasionally have a laugh at the "setter" expense - one case in point was when a tall narrow advert was to be put in the whats on section of the paper but the way the setters had broken the words made the advert read:
HYPNO THE RAPIST
Tues 8pm
etc etc
The best mind-altering drug is the truth - Lily Tomlin