A wise man once said....... O/T

[morecambe mick]

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.



Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.





Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'



James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'


Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

[slackAlice]

morecambe mick

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

After 12 years with my 'beloved' I can vouch for both the above.

I had the Audacity to forget our wedding anniversary & birthday in the SAME year once. I'll never forget THAT look when I returned from work empty handed ... OUCH !

[skyecat]

I know my name will be mud after this, but my wife forgot our first wedding anniversary!

[skyecat]

oh, and while i`m on this topic - what`s the old joke?.....

we`ve been happily married for 5 years.... we`ve been married for 27, but happily for 5!

[morecambe mick]

My wife and BOTH forget our wedding anniversary, every year!

Which is nice, apparently we both want to forget.....
(cheers Sigmund)

[Phoenix]

A wise man once said Off Topic? You know some weird people

[morecambe mick]

A wise man once said Off Topic? You know some weird people

You are so right Brian, and yea, I do include you among them