New signing on Monday

[heysham_mfc]

we need a new song for him any ideas

[Burnley Shrimp]

we need a new song for him any ideas

Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi.

[Posh]

we need a new song for him any ideas

Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi.

I think that jokes a bit hackneyed to be honest.

To Barnet fans, 'we all agree Hackney's a better borough than Barnet'...or something.

[Blackpool Shrimp]

If simon met wills wife would they meet at HACKNEY MARSH

[Christies Child]

If simon met wills wife would they meet at HACKNEY MARSH

I just hope that Simon doesn't get HACKED OFF with all this.

[Keith]

If simon met wills wife would they meet at HACKNEY MARSH

I just hope that Simon doesn't get HACKED OFF with all this.

because if he does, he may be a passenger on Saturday...

[John L]

If simon met wills wife would they meet at HACKNEY MARSH

I just hope that Simon doesn't get HACKED OFF with all this.

because if he does, he may be a passenger on Saturday...

....and that just wouldn't be fare, would it?

[Posh]

You must have come in a taxi.

Or for his Dad

Your Dad must have come in a taxi

Obviously only if he was married at the time, unless she was called Marjorie Private Hire.

I mean obviously not that his Dad would pick up someone up on the street.

Oh hell where am I going with this...

[marky No.1]

Lills sees a few crosses coming over for Jev and Mullin

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/cc ... ationwide3

[Rob]

Will he be squad number E9?

[NeilG]

Stop this side splitting comedy immediately please, I can't take anymore.