THE BIG TRANSFER THREAD: errupted more than Eyjafjallajökull

by **Keith** » Sat May 29, 2010 9:34 pm

RedRedWine wrote:Wrong, 24 because the ET went home......I'll get my coat

What's ET short for?

'cause of his little legs!
it's going to be a long summer...

by **heysham_mfc** » Sun May 30, 2010 10:51 am

Nick Powell apperently being watched by Arsenal
http://transfermarkt.co.uk/en/nick-powe ... 34424.html
come on Sammy sign him up!

by **parceldave** » Mon May 31, 2010 2:40 am

shrimper wrote:
parceldave wrote:
heysham_mfc wrote:Is it Forlan?

No but he's foreign and not as much hair.

Not Barry Conlon - we've already got a big baldy target man!

Barry Conlon doesn't sound very foreign , try G.O.

by **Curly** » Mon May 31, 2010 11:51 am

parceldave wrote:
Barry Conlon doesn't sound very foreign , try G.O.

Is it George Osborne? Oh no, wait, he's not foreign, he's from another planet :roll:

by **parceldave** » Mon May 31, 2010 12:32 pm

Curly wrote:
parceldave wrote:
Barry Conlon doesn't sound very foreign , try G.O.

Is it George Osborne? Oh no, wait, he's not foreign, he's from another planet

Thats where he belongs with all the other Condems. :lol:

by **Keith** » Mon May 31, 2010 12:59 pm

Christies Child wrote:NB: The title of this thread has been altered several times. The moderators (or rather Posh 'cause it was his fault) apologise to all for the strange posts at various times in this thread and to Christies Child for any questioning of his credibility, sagacity or headline writing skills.

Please get your transfer rumours out here whether they be true, implausible or ridiculous in a Dean Howell rejoining level of ludicrousness.

To be fair, while your sagacity remained beyond reproach, your sanity was questionable.

(I thought 'sagacity' was the Saga Crew travelling by train to an away match)

by **Christies Child** » Mon May 31, 2010 4:18 pm

Seeing how the original title has been changed so many times I wasn't quite sure if the following warranted its own header or not. However as unusual as it is for me NOT to start a new thread that is in a way already being contributed to, here goes!

It looks as though reading on Fans Forum that a number of SVs seem convinced that a deal to bring one of Sammy's perennial targets to the club could finally be bearing fruit. This select band of 'informed' supporters seem to be under the impression that Andy Bishop has packed his bags and is re-routing his Sat Nav in the direction of The Globe Arena.

As much as I'd like it to happen, I'm concerend that the AB whose goalscoring records of past seasons stands favourable scrutiny against the best in the Division, may not be the same threat as he was due to a series of injury problems over the last season or so.

IF it does materialise that AB wears a red shirt again then let's hope that his injuries have cleared to enable a superb goalscoring partnership of AB, PJ and PM to terrorise the living daylights of opposition defences this coming season.

It's only a well documented rumour at the moment, but it could materialise into something more.

by **heysham_mfc** » Mon May 31, 2010 4:21 pm

Christies Child wrote:Seeing how the original title has been changed so many times I wasn't quite sure if the following warranted its own header or not. However as unusual as it is for me NOT to start a new thread that is in a way already being contributed to, here goes!

It looks as though reading on Fans Forum that a number of SVs seem convinced that a deal to bring one of Sammy's perennial targets to the club could finally be bearing fruit. This select band of 'informed' supporters seem to be under the impression that Andy Bishop has packed his bags and is re-routing his Sat Nav in the direction of The Globe Arena.

As much as I'd like it to happen, I'm concerend that the AB whose goalscoring records of past seasons stands favourable scrutiny against the best in the Division, may not be the same threat as he was due to a series of injury problems over the last season or so.

IF it does materialise that AB wears a red shirt again then let's hope that his injuries have cleared to enable a superb goalscoring partnership of AB, PJ and PM to terrorise the living daylights of opposition defences this coming season.

It's only a well documented rumour at the moment, but it could materialise into something more.

that will never happen

Most sat navs won't have the Globe Arena on them

by **halftimeresults** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:43 pm

I also thought that Andy Bishop would never come to Morecambe. but after a chat with a certain Person today

I will have a £10 bet with anyone on here that he is a Morecambe player by the start of the season.

by **shrimpnsave** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:46 pm

halftimeresults wrote:I also thought that Andy Bishop would never come to Morecambe. but after a chat with a certain Person today

I will have a £10 bet with anyone on here that he is a Morecambe player by the start of the season.

what odds are you offering

by **halftimeresults** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:46 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:
halftimeresults wrote:I also thought that Andy Bishop would never come to Morecambe. but after a chat with a certain Person today

I will have a £10 bet with anyone on here that he is a Morecambe player by the start of the season.

what odds are you offering

evens

by **shrimpnsave** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:52 pm

halftimeresults wrote:
shrimpnsave wrote:
halftimeresults wrote:I also thought that Andy Bishop would never come to Morecambe. but after a chat with a certain Person today

I will have a £10 bet with anyone on here that he is a Morecambe player by the start of the season.

what odds are you offering

evens

Ha,just thought i might tempt you too odds

by **halftimeresults** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:56 pm

So are you up for the bet Mr Shrimpnsave?

by **mrpotatohead** » Mon May 31, 2010 10:47 pm

Andy bishop is a deal agreed subject to a medical
in the next 11 days, note i also told you all about renee howe

by **heysham_mfc** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:00 am

mrpotatohead wrote:Andy bishop is a deal agreed subject to a medical
in the next 11 days, note i also told you all about renee howe

are you his agent?

by **Christies Child** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:57 pm

mrpotatohead wrote:Andy bishop is a deal agreed subject to a medical
in the next 11 days, note i also told you all about renee howe

The Bury fans are divided on Andy, some negatively reflecting on the season just gone, which considering his injury problems is harsh!

My concern is that IF we get him, I hope that it hasn't taken a bucket full of cash plus a high, if not a record breaking salary which could be to the detriment of bringing in other signings.

P.S. Lost count of the number of headers this thread has had.
Some mod is making use of their creative headline writing skills...or NOTas may be the case... :lol:

by **outsider** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:21 pm

Re: Deal Busting Transfer Secrets Thoughtlessly Blabbed Here
Re: The Great "Lies, Damn Lies & Transfer Speculation" Thread
Re: TRANSFER-TASTIC RUMOUR THREADATHON
Re: Gossip, Innuendo, Maybe Players Speculation Thread
Re: CLOSE SEASON TRANSFER THREAD - POST THE LATEST GOSSIP HERE!!
Re: Man, Hat & Transfer - Official Loose Thread
Re: It's the silly season..time for a silly transfer thread!
Re: abcdefgh4321 !!!LATEST TRANSFER GOSSIP HERE!!! 1234hgfedcba
Re: CLOSE SEASON TRANSFER THREAD - POST THE LATEST GOSSIP HERE!!
Re: Don't Change the Title "Close season transfer thread" Thread
Re: Close season transfer nonsense thread - unofficial
Re: Close season transfer speculation and comment

Think thats them all, yup i'm THAT bored

by **shrimpnsave** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:03 pm

outsider wrote:Re: Deal Busting Transfer Secrets Thoughtlessly Blabbed Here
Re: The Great "Lies, Damn Lies & Transfer Speculation" Thread
Re: TRANSFER-TASTIC RUMOUR THREADATHON
Re: Gossip, Innuendo, Maybe Players Speculation Thread
Re: CLOSE SEASON TRANSFER THREAD - POST THE LATEST GOSSIP HERE!!
Re: Man, Hat & Transfer - Official Loose Thread
Re: It's the silly season..time for a silly transfer thread!
Re: abcdefgh4321 !!!LATEST TRANSFER GOSSIP HERE!!! 1234hgfedcba
Re: CLOSE SEASON TRANSFER THREAD - POST THE LATEST GOSSIP HERE!!
Re: Don't Change the Title "Close season transfer thread" Thread
Re: Close season transfer nonsense thread - unofficial
Re: Close season transfer speculation and comment

Think thats them all, yup i'm THAT bored

ya could always look at
http://morecambetalk.forumotion.com/

then you will be bored

sorry jack...couldnt help myself

by **RedRedWine1** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:07 pm

Andy Bishop is on £3k a week if the rumours are to be believed. Good player, but nobody is that good at this level. For the same amount you could get bring three quality players to the club that aren't recovering from a serious injury.

by **parceldave** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:10 pm

Christies Child wrote:
mrpotatohead wrote:Andy bishop is a deal agreed subject to a medical
in the next 11 days, note i also told you all about renee howe

The Bury fans are divided on Andy, some negatively reflecting on the season just gone, which considering his injury problems is harsh!

My concern is that IF we get him, I hope that it hasn't taken a bucket full of cash plus a high, if not a record breaking salary which could be to the detriment of bringing in other signings.

P.S. Lost count of the number of headers this thread has had.
Some mod is making use of their creative headline writing skills...or NOTas may be the case...

Maybe he's not the prolific striker he was when we tried to get him from York

After his hernia op he only managed 3 goals in 12 games. Has he fully recovered . :?:

by **Heysham_Shrimp** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:13 pm

RedRedWine wrote:Andy Bishop is on £3k a week if the rumours are to be believed. Good player, but nobody is that good at this level. For the same amount you could get bring three quality players to the club that aren't recovering from a serious injury.

That is not correct according to one of my Bury contacts. It is actually just less than half that amount but he can earn more with win bonuses, goals scored etc.

He will be on something rather like Twissy was on here.

Leave it to Sammy, he knows what he's doing.

by **shrimpnsave** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:33 pm

davies is on circa £900/week for being sat on is arse..........

by **Christies Child** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:42 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:davies is on circa £900/week for being sat on is arse..........

I find it incredible that so many think they know how much some players are earning.

Personally I doubt if anybody other than the player himself and a Board member know the terms of any deal including weekly salary.

And that's the way it should be. Sod this urge for transparency.

by **shrimpnsave** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:49 pm

Christies Child wrote:
shrimpnsave wrote:davies is on circa £900/week for being sat on is arse..........

I find it incredible that so many think they know how much some players are earning.

Personally I doubt if anybody other than the player himself and a Board member know the terms of any deal including weekly salary.

And that's the way it should be. Sod this urge for transparency.

thankyou cc for your comment about weekly salary and yes i do know the salarys of some certain players :lol:

by **Gnasher** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:06 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:
Christies Child wrote:
shrimpnsave wrote:davies is on circa £900/week for being sat on is arse..........

I find it incredible that so many think they know how much some players are earning.

Personally I doubt if anybody other than the player himself and a Board member know the terms of any deal including weekly salary.

And that's the way it should be. Sod this urge for transparency.

thankyou cc for your comment about weekly salary and yes i do know the salarys of some certain players

So do I and you'd be very surprised CC. Shrimpnsave isn't far out from those I know (I don't know who SNS knows).

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