O/T Anybody who plays a bit of Golf.

[slackAlice]

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the
first Hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my
pre-shot routine, Visualizing my upcoming shot when a
piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to
the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was
still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the man
on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's
tee."



I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once
more, the man yelled, "Would the man on the
woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted
back, "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly
keep quiet and let me play my second shot."

[sandgrown]

nice one

been there unfortunately !

[B.H.C #3]

Hahaha you are shit at golf.

[Keith]

Why you not play from the men's tee then?

"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly
keep quiet and let me play my second shot."

I can't even think of a sarcastic reply, so I'll settle for quoting before you work it out and edit your post!