Dunno why, but this morning I've had the tune to 'Roll out the Barrel' annoyingly running around my head like a lingering bad smell and try as I might it just wont budge.
Then I started substituting 'Diarmuid O'Carroll' instead of 'Roll out the Barrel' and thought there might be a song in there somewhere...
Oddly, if I remember the original lyrics correctly, they would work reasonably well for a non-sweary type song:
Diarmuid O'Carroll, we'll have a barrel of fun,
Diarmuid O'Carroll, we've got the blues on the run.
Plenty of scope though for someone to come up with a witty alternative perhaps?